[unclefather]

[blonded004]

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[left-reminders]

[dacasyo]

iconic

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[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

[parislesbian-deactivated2018021]

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[burningupforjobros]

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[honeynutcheerio]

This is the government agent, who’s in charge of watching my phone, while I’m giving whole performances in the shower

[laurelhell]

[daftpostpunk]

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

Anonymous asked: Hi! I just collapsed on the floor due to dehydration. do you know what I should do? Love you, thanks!

[upslapmeal]

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LOOK INTO MY EYES AND LOOK INTO MY MOUTH

[dieverwandlung1975]

this is better than The Shining

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason

[realitytvshow]

[allytwerking]

maannnnnnn distance really sucks.

[totalariana]

When some new gossip too good for you to contain