Welcome, friends!

Note: This blog is now sfw so all the kiddos are safe here. Anyway, I may not know you, but I truly care. Just tell me if you need me, and I will be there. All My NSFW is now here at my blog extension!!(@allzthewatermenlons-trash)

[penis-keeper]

You guys know how to travel in a car with your canes, right? You know where to put them so they don’t kill you in an accident? You’re not just holding them on your lap?

[penis-keeper]

For the record they go under your feet or under the seat. That’s the safest place for them except the trunk. Pls don’t let your mobility aid kill you in a freak accident

[sageinterlude]

I’ve been driving with my cane wrong the entire time 😃

[penis-keeper]

If this post saves even just one (1) person from ending up with a broken jaw/face/windshield I will be happy tbh

Nobody deserves to have to deal with maxillofacial surgeons or worse…. auto glass repair shops

[buggachat]

worth every mop

part of my Modern Vampire Marinette AU (intro | tag)

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[efeceojota]

[walerihq]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

these are KILLING me

[teathattast]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[secundus-cinaedus]

cure of ra

[madame-helen]

Now its blessing of Ra

[thereadingaddic7]

"Sunburn will give you skin cancer"

Ra, God of the Sun

[sindri42]

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

[yorgen-sh]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[buggachat]

eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*

anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.

bonus:

[islamprotestan-blog]

...perfect backing vocal

[thememedaddy]

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[thememedaddy]

[islamprotestan-blog]

...eat it!!!

[madeyoulaughgifs]

Water repellant