Wannabe Renaissance Man

otium sine litteris mors est --- Cinaedus --- A litany of absurd beliefs. CEO of Faggotry and Homophobia. Enlisted in the War On Autism on the side of Autism, Sargeant First Class. Christian. Monarchist and distributist unironically. We should all Balkanize. I love abusing substances. Man. Gay. I am completely mentally sound. Header: La mare, effet de neige - Monet

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[secundus-cinaedus]

i'm on day five of cinnamon cappuccinos and i fear i may be developing an addiction

[bearie]

i got raptured #lol #goodbye!!!

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

its literally not natural to be sexually attracted to someone

[angl01d-chud]

Idk man 8 billion might disagree

[lysenkoite]

Bandwagon fallacy

[fayriequeene]

August 2026

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[whatheballs]

you had to be there

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[wizardpepsi]

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

[sistertaxon]

[sistertaxon]

[humming-fly]

#they named them like cats in a shelter

[lavendersalve]

[sistertaxon]

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[secundus-cinaedus]

crazy how a 3pm cinnamon cappuccino can have you realizing life is worth living again

[pjharvey]

our age of blogs is collapsing

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[biocrafthero]

Genuinely making myself nauseous from laughing because of this fucking video. OP let twitch chat write in commands in the game in real time (source)

[orcboxer]

Mercenaries at the tavern are always laughing at me saying "He hasn't the stones!" and I know they mean balls but sometimes I feel like they mean the powerful elfstones that can grant any wish. And it's like well nobody has those

[orcboxer]

I've just received some distressing news

[mr-deep-downer]

they’re finally making real games again

[mr-deep-downer]

I’m not even joking y’all have no idea how hard I fucked with warrior cats back in the day. let me reform shadow clan