alma offesa

25 years old. Los Angeles, CA.

[imposer]

[kristenphoto]

[donquiat-deactivated20200124]

me to me: oh you horny horny

[oliviamobbs]

[pissyelliott]

yes i’m a top. yes i keysmash. we exist.

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[softwaring]

[fuckyouverymuch]

[mxnrique]

me: don’t say “faggot” if you’re not gay!!!

kelly rowland in freddy vs jason:

my gay ass:

[proto-homo]

The fact that she ad libed that line sends me every time I see this

[mooglemain]

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[actutum]

[artist-miro]

[artist-cassatt]

[igmakeup]

[aussiespacetimetraveller-deacti]

[bey]

[abbasspace]