uh hmmm yeahh

i post whatever random thing I find funny in a fit of stupidity.

[fanghusband]

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

[chitaquagirl]

may we all continue to be strange and off-putting little freaks in 2022 <3

[agentduckorico]

"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" I can top him.

[almondmilkspirit]

i can irrevocably change the course of his life by committing atrocious acts in front of him

[almondmilkspirit]

i learn and mimic behaviors so if you don’t like me now, just wait a few weeks and I promise you will

[almondmilkspirit]

ok hear me out:

deadass < corpse coochie

[almondmilkspirit]

yo, um... 😳👉👈

spoons are both concave and convex at the same time,,,,,,

shall I 🌚 concave 🌝 for you, sir?

[almondmilkspirit]

ahahah

um

I’m

✨ back on my shit ✨

[almondmilkspirit]

i cant: wait 4 cronchy leafs seazun

[almondmilkspirit]

on the bus to orchestra camp. beep beep. kill me.

[almondmilkspirit]

you ever just check the snap map in Australia just to make sure those people aren’t up to anything?

i sure as h*ck do. those chaps can’t be trusted.

[almondmilkspirit]

i just came out to my mom in a fit of low impulse control, and honestly, mad respect. like, angry respect. i-would-beat-myself-up respect.

[almondmilkspirit]

interpret:

[almondmilkspirit]

me: *doing the napoleon dynamite dance in area 51 with my three alien buddies*

my uncle, in the Air Force:

[almondmilkspirit]

catch me rolling up in the 2022 VW Microbus or catch these hands

[almondmilkspirit]

you: we are all simply puppets, faceless covers for one thing, one master, who controls us all. that master is: fear.

me: what about THIS MAN?!