ars moriendi.

im ej and im a huge asshole. more about me over there 

[academic-vampire]

𝔞𝔡𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶

[overly-elusive-blog]

[singtomemuse]

Cupid and Psyche. Antonio Canova 1787-1793.

[overwhelmingly-awesome]

I was watching bo burnham's new special and couldn't unsee this, so now it exists.

[ascandalinthepolicebox]

bo burnham: inside

[germsauce]

BO BURNHAM: INSIDE (2021) dir. Bo Burnham

[shadowcow]

[skodasforge]

Heaven, June 5, 2004

[almondsorrow]

no one is here anymore to pay attention to what i say so ill just scream into the void here. i’m so fucking tired of existing.

[darsucks]

[grawly]

this is one of the only reaction pictures that feels so incredibly visceral its so fucking good

[almondsorrow]

wow i really used to be on here heavy huh. it’s like looking at an abandoned house filled with all your childhood things. a weird sense of nostalgia almost.

[melonmemes]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[electripipedream]

Jackie magazine, 1970

[hydro-homies]

[awwcutepets]

I’m terribly sorry, madam. I have absolutely no idea where he learned that word.

[cursedcatimages]

hmmmm

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]