ALMOST -EMP-EROR

Your name is FEFRIS PEIXES, and you are D-EAD. You used to be the )(-EIR to the Alternian Empire, but now you are the undead WITC)( of LIF-E. You also used to be SIX SWEEPS, but your time in the Veil and the weirdness of your occupation has made that HARD TO DETERMINE. Thanks to your connections with the NOBLE CIRCLE, it's now your job to cull the dreambubbles and enable your fellow players to CONTINUE PLAYING. Fairly recently, this has become a VERY DANGEROUS JOB. W)(at will you do? Current!Magic Anon Status: NOPE ((This is a Rule 63 Homestuck RP blog. I track the tag almostemperor since Tumblr is weird about hyphens. All my random stuff is tagged Flotsam and Jetsam, OoC and starter stuff Glub glub, and things I think will be cool for people who play with me are Fish treats.)) 38)

[almost-emperor-blog]

Once you get this, publicly say 5 things you like about yourself and send this to ten of your favorite followers!

5 fins? S)(ore, w)(y naut?

My )(air.

My puns.

My quads.

My fronds.

Glub.

[greys-isabel]

Send me a...

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures ♞ for something that my muse wants to do ♟ for something my muse admires ☁ for something that make my muse sad ☂ for something my muse wants to protect ♨ for something that relaxes my muse

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[8lue8astard-deactivated20141227]

Judging from what you’ve said i can’t see this 8eing rare.

[almost-emperor-blog]

It's naut, but I )(addock bit of a break so. Glubs)(rug.

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betacancrine replied to your post:betacancrine replied to your post:My t)(roat...

I UNDERSTAND. JUST DON’T WRECK YOUR VOICE. WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE FRIENDS WITH WRECKED VOICES.

No worries Krabket. I )(eal fast for a D-EAD guy.

Otterwise my job would've )(ad me mute millennia ago.

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betacancrine replied to your post:My t)(roat )(urts. 38(

HAVE YOU BEEN YELLING OF SOMETHING? SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

Singing. 

T)(at's w)(at I do to kelp make t)(e bubbles. I sing t)(e Circle to sleep.

It's a Witc)( of Life fin. I'm pretty used to it by now. T)(ey're just anxious aboat not waking up again t)(is tide.

[almost-emperor-blog]

Okay, so, update on t)(e bubbles:

It's bad, but not a COMPL-ET-E catastrop)(e. Just most of one. Most of my freakout was moray boat t)(e scale of t)(e destruction, w)(ic)( is less "end of t)(e world" t)(an "-END OF MANY!"  

But not all.

Dreaming your wave in is still going to be a fin. A pretty easy fin, acts)(elly. W)(at's left of t)(e Circle are still dreaming up bubbles, t)(oug)( I )(ave to work efin )(ARD-ER to get t)(em to sleep now.

T)(e Circle is R--E--ELLY parsed down, and t)(at's t)(e scariest fin aboat all t)(is. I don't know w)(at we're going to do t)(e demon destroys it completely. T)(at will prawnbubbly t)(e -End. For reel t)(is tide.

... 

I'm open to suggestions.

[almost-emperor-blog]

My t)(roat )(urts.

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[almost-emperor-blog]

I glubbing )(ate everyfin rig)(t now.

[almost-emperor-blog]

Also, next time you see my dancestor? Kill him.

DID )(E DO T)(IS?!

DID )(E?!?!

[8lue8astard-deactivated20141227]

Oh fuck my life.

He has the ring.

[almost-emperor-blog]

Ring? W)(at ri

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Also, next time you see my dancestor? Kill him.

DID )(E DO T)(IS?!

DID )(E?!?!

[bellicoseoutcast-blog]

I CAN ANSWER THIS ONE

HE PROBABLY JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU ARE IN TIME.

[almost-emperor-blog]

. . .

You make it sound like )(e's literally alive again.

[almost-emperor-blog]

Also, next time you see my dancestor? Kill him.

DID )(E DO T)(IS?!

DID )(E?!?!

[8lue8astard-deactivated20141227]

Gamsea thing. 

He’s a8out to fuck an entire timeline up.

[almost-emperor-blog]

Swell.

... W)(ere is )(e? I don't feel )(im in t)(e bubbles.

[almost-emperor-blog]

Also, next time you see my dancestor? Kill him.

DID )(E DO T)(IS?!

DID )(E?!?!

[8lue8astard-deactivated20141227]

No, that was pro8a8ly english.

He’s responsi8le for something on a more personal level.

[almost-emperor-blog]

W)(at t)(e everglubbing fuck else )(ave I missed.

Or is t)(is t)(e Gamsea fin?

[missenmast-blog]

EXCUSE ME

ME AN NES

LIKE AS THE SAME BEIN

WWHAT THE FUCKIN HELL IS WWRONG WWITH THAT GIRL

ugh honestly im kinda not surpised gam is doin wweird shit

serkets shitty ancestor mind controlled her an he probably dragged her there for wwhatevver the fuck his shitty plan is slash wwas

i aint sure if that just her bein wweird wwhile he wwaits for the time to do wwhatevver he wwants but still

anywway wwhat are you freakin out about i wwent afk for like twwo seconds an youre flippin your shit

[almost-emperor-blog]

Mind-control? -Ew. I couldn't tell you eit)(er wave I just barely started )(earing about dancestor Serket s)(enans.

I )(ate )(ow tide gets all glubbed around )(ere.

Um. W)(ile I've been gone, -Englis)( )(as been wrecking t)(e bubbles. And t)(e Circle.

I'm kind of in s)(ock t)(ere's just so muc)( damage.

[sovereignheir-blog]

i hope you can figure things out :(

[almost-emperor-blog]

Me too.

[sovereignheir-blog]

nestras there? :D

tell her i said hi

i wish you luck 

keep me updated 0u0

[almost-emperor-blog]

S)(ore fin. T)(anks.

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[sovereignheir-blog]

is there a bubble for you to stay in while you try to figure this out?

[almost-emperor-blog]

Yea)(. We've got one. Mine's kind of special. 

Nestra and Leijon are going to c)(ill t)(ere w)(ile I c)(eck fins out.

[missenmast-blog]

yeah i guess the must havve wwhat the heck

gettin sprited together sounds really fuckin wweird howw the fuck did that evven HAPPEN

wwait so like past nes is there wwith you an leijon an past me

wwhy though

im confused wwhat the hell

[almost-emperor-blog]

Saury.

Gamsea was )(oarding our corpses. T)(rew Leijon and I into Lalonde's kernal. 

Don't ask me )(ow s)(e got t)(ere, but s)(e did t)(at to all t)(e new )(umans' sprites. Serket and Nitram, Me and Leijon, you and Nestra, Za)()(ak and. Somebubbly's pointy sunglasses? Idek.

But yea)( Serket and Nitram lasted less t)(an five minutes before self-destructing and Leijon and I were split maybe a couple of perigees later. As far as I know t)(e ot)(er two sprites are still intact, so t)(at's w)(ere past you is.

We're wit)( t)(e ot)(er )(alf of Nestra's g)(ost. S)(e's blind rig)(t now.

I t)(ink t)(at's everyfin saury I'm kind of freaked.