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I am Sinjin Just went from 19 to 24 in a matter of minutes according to my bio

[normal-horoscopes]

[creepycrag]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[grawly]

It’s taken me 10 years since this interview came out to realize that “right hand arm. Man.” was obviously her trying to say “right hand man” (which, duh) but the pause between “arm” and “man” might have been her trying to correct herself after getting it wrong. But the way she does it doesn’t sound like a correction because there’s no “sorry” or “I mean” or anything else you’d say in a situation like that. So it just sounds like she’s intentionally saying it all as one complete thought.

[babyface]

[bapouro]

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

[menacebot-deactivated20200324]

this radiates too much heat 

[jenroses]

I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.

[spadesnoir]

Who wants to play a quick match of smooch dogs

[spicyblogger2]

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

[spicyblogger2]

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

[spicyblogger2]

OK my dad also got it

[spicyblogger2]

DYLAN!

[spicyblogger2]

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

[spicyblogger2]

My fucking manager got it

[eternalcyclicality]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i comen to get you :D

[turtle-kidddddd]

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[spirulin4]

[caats]

[islandmusic]

whatever. go my scarab

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[horrorsoflife]

[chomplicated]

[garfield-69]

Garfpeta

[samtamdan]

[ryanphantom]

[skittle-boih]

I assume this is the one that made you 20% cooler?

[ryanphantom]

come on man