Almost An Agent

"My Name is Esmeralda Green (Yes, I know my names are two similar colors) I'm 23 and currently working as a waitress in a restaurant in New York. I was about to become an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D (Just like my father) when the battle in New York happened, after that I decided that I needed to think what I wanted to with my life." ((Mun is 18 year-old woman. Happy to rp with anyone .w.)) Please read the "PROFILE" page before rp. track: almostagentesmeralda (((Reallly guys if you want to rp, but you're afraid of ask answer some of my open threads))

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Texting meme

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Send ☏ for a loving text

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Send ø for a late night text

Send ✘ for a hateful text

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//I just came from seeing catching fire, oh god, I love it

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Send me a ✧ and my muse will tell yours the first thing they notice when they look at them.

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//I want to make a hogwarts au someone wants to?

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Send 3 questions. The character will answer 2. The mun will answer 1.

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Everyone Who Reblogs This In The Next Two Hours Will Get Song Lyrics In Their Askbox

Before 9:00 EST 

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send my muse one of these:

"I hope you’re happy."

"I can’t believe you talked me in to this."

"I have an idea…"

"What the hell did you do?"

"Did you do this?"

"You look better in that than I did."

"Is it supposed to do that?"

"I’m pretty sure I like you."

"I’m pretty sure I don’t like you."

"How do I do this?"

"Why are you taking so long?"

"Have you seen my pants?"

"Was it something I said?"

"Can you zip me up?"

"I love yooo-ur hair."

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"Wait, what's wrong?" she asked in a little bit more 'gentle way'

"I SAID GO A-AWAY!" He shouted, huddling up tighter.

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"Becuase I shooted you and you didn’t made a thing, so it is obvious that something happened."

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Loki growled and peered out at her, glaring to hide his fear. “Leave me NOW”

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"For the first time I try to be kind with you and you threat me this way!" She rolled her eyes.

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Loki growled low, tensing as he stared out at her. “I said leave me… NOW LEAVE ME.”

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Esmeralda frowned and crossed her arms. "What are you afraid of? Just tell me that and I'll leave you alone."

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"Can I help you with something?."

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"Wait, what's wrong?" she asked in a little bit more 'gentle way'

"I SAID GO A-AWAY!" He shouted, huddling up tighter.

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"Like I’d trust that!" He shuffled back, pressing into the wall. "Nothing. Nothing happened. Why would I tell you if it did mortal?!” He hissed.

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"Becuase I shooted you and you didn’t made a thing, so it is obvious that something happened."

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Loki growled and peered out at her, glaring to hide his fear. “Leave me NOW”

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"For the first time I try to be kind with you and you threat me this way!" She rolled her eyes.

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"Wait, what's wrong?" she asked in a little bit more 'gentle way'

"I SAID GO A-AWAY!" He shouted, huddling up tighter.

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"Why are you bieng such a baby?" Th really noticed something weird in him

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"I SWEAR IF YOU COME CLOSER I WILL HURT YOU!" He shouted, staying as far away from her as he possibly could. He was ready too, his fingers twitching to summon Gungir to him and then lash out. He was having none of his today. Fear was not good for Loki it made him feel weak and that made him dangerous.

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"Calm down." Esmeralda put her gun away. "I’m not going to hurt you ,okay?, but What happened to you?."

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"Like I’d trust that!" He shuffled back, pressing into the wall. "Nothing. Nothing happened. Why would I tell you if it did mortal?!” He hissed.

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"Becuase I shooted you and you didn't made a thing, so it is obvious that something happened."

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"Wait, what's wrong?" she asked in a little bit more 'gentle way'

"I SAID GO A-AWAY!" He shouted, huddling up tighter.

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"Why are you bieng such a baby?" Th really noticed something weird in him

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"I SWEAR IF YOU COME CLOSER I WILL HURT YOU!" He shouted, staying as far away from her as he possibly could. He was ready too, his fingers twitching to summon Gungir to him and then lash out. He was having none of his today. Fear was not good for Loki it made him feel weak and that made him dangerous.

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"Calm down." Esmeralda put her gun away. "I'm not going to hurt you ,okay?, but What happened to you?."

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Leave "Let's leave your fate to the numbers..." In my Inbox!

In which you send me in my inbox "Let's leave your fate to the numbers...", and I'll go on a random number generator from numbers 1-20 and whatever number I land on is what's going to happen to my muse! These will only last a day, so why not leave your fate to the numbers?

1: My muse is now married to yours, that or is under the assumption that the two of you are married.

2: Will gain an unnecessary obsession for your muse, whether it be humourous or taking the obsession to another level is up to you...

3: Gender swapped! Your character is now the opposite gender! To add to that they also believe that they've been that gender their whole life!

4: My Muse is now your personal maid/butler!!! Dress them up fancy and they'll listen to any of your muse's orders and they HAVE to obey.

5: My muse is now over sensitive and will take anything and everything the wrong way. They will be a bumbling mess of emotions and misunderstandings...

6: My muse now becomes a flirt, but not just any flirt; the cheesy kind. My muse will start flirting with just about anyone disregarding gender and the like with cheesy pick up lines.

7: My muse will eat a salad, that's it... (Only one Fandom will get this joke...)

8: My muse will become the next Shakespeare! They will draw their voices out with the poet within them!

9: My muse goes blind! Their vision is gone and they can't see anything!!!

10: My muse becomes a matchmaker, they will begin shipping people and doing whatever they can to get their OTP together. That and squeal with joy when they do get together (Just like everyone on Tumblr!)

11: My muse now has the urge to get yours in bed with him. They will do anything they can to get what they want with yours, and they want it badly! (Only one that is deniable due to age restrictions as well as Mun being uncomfortable doing it and please don't go as far as doing rape stuff unless you have the Mun's consent, keep this fun and legal!)

12: My muse becomes a Neko, they will grow ears and a tail and completely disregard their human nature to become a true Neko.

13: Suddenly my Muse is experiencing a horrid disease that's slowly killing them on the inside! The pain is ripping them a part piece by piece!!! There is but only one cure for this and it's for my muse to make lip with yours! Your muse is the only antidote!

14: Well now my Muse has shrunk down back to the size of a five year old and has the mindset of one as well...

15: Lip locking that's all I have to say...

16: My Muse becomes a super Tsundere!!! N-N-Not like I wanted them to be one anyway... Idiot...

17: My Muse now has the personality of a clown, they will try and get everyone to laugh and bring a smile to people's faces! Using comedy of course~!

18: My muse will now become a psychopathic killer that is on the hint for blood! But not just anyone's blood... Your muses blood... They won't be satisfied until your muse takes their last breathe and will destroy anyone that gets in their way

19: Your muse becomes a scaredy cat, anything including even the smallest twitch frightens them. It's like the world is a horror movie to them and they're the main characters

20: You've been spared a lucky glance, nothing seems to happen to my muse... They are in the clear!!!

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All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."