it's me, wednesday! i'm here to read and write smutty ppcu fanfic, reblog horny text posts, stare at gifs, and make friends with the hot people that live in my phone! <3.
this blog is pro: explicit content (MDNI), fuckboys, smoking, threesomes, bisexuals, switches, emotionally constipated characters with avoidant attachment or worse, infidelity (it's fiction!), oral fixations, cuck chair sightings, childfree plots, etc., even more nsft reblogs over here
matching blogs by my incredible, talented, and beautiful gf @/gothcsz
𝔫𝔬 𝔤𝔬𝔡𝔰, 𝔫𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰
Every Angel Is Terrifying - a writing challenge by me & @/gothcsz 🔪💋
most recent fics:
‣ party 4 u: modern!oberyn one shot
‣ clint gets cockworshipped
‣ clint eats it from the back
‣ marcus acacius primal play one shot
‣ dark!dave york one shot
read on Ao3 | join my tag list here | full masterlist below ⤵︎
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🎠 Self Esteem (fuckboy!joel x f!reader)
Part 1 ⎯ Part 2 ⎯ Part 3 ⎯ Part 4 ⎯ ongoing
🎠 Never made it as a wise man (divorced dad rock dilf!joel x f!reader)
Part 1 ⎯ Part 2 ⎯ Part 3 ⎯ ongoing
🎠 Paris, Texas (boyfriend!joel miller x bi!javier peña x f!reader; threesome)
Part 1⎯ Part 2⎯ ongoing
🎠 Right kind of dream (cowboy!joel miller x f!reader)
Part 1 ⎯ Part 2⎯ complete
🎠 Birthday Babes (boyfriend!joel x f!reader x f!oc; threesome)
One Shot ⎯ complete
🎠 Maladaptive Coping Mechanisms (sexy stranger!javier x f!reader)
Part 1⎯ Part 2⎯ complete
🎠 the meet ugly (neighbor!javier x f!reader; no smut)
One Shot⎯ complete
🎠 FYBF (javier x f!reader; infidelity)
One Shot⎯ complete
🎠 Paris, Texas (boyfriend!joel miller x bi!javier peña x f!reader; threesome)
Part 1⎯ Part 2⎯ ongoing
🎠 too good to be true (stalker!frankie x f!reader)
One Shot⎯ complete... unless???
🎠 he knows (toxic ex/fuckboy!lucien x f!reader)
One Shot⎯ complete
🎠 because of you (dave york x f!reader)
One Shot⎯ complete
🎠 Untitled Series
Coming soon (late january... or maybe march..)
⎯ Marcus Acacius
🎠 run (primal play marcus x f!reader)
One Shot⎯ complete
⎯ Din Djarin
🎠 prisoner (din djarin x female bounty hunter reader)
Part 1⎯ ongoing
⎯ Dieter Bravo
🎠 dieter's party (accidental!dieter x f!reader; infidelity)
One Shot⎯ complete
⎯ Oberyn Martell
🎠 what's love got to do with it (frat fuckboy!oberyn x f!reader)
One Shot⎯ complete
⎯ Multi character crackfic/ do it for the bit
🎠 tentacle sex pollen gang bang (joel x javi x frankie x dave x marcus a x f!reader)
One Shot⎯ complete
🎠 Cargo (smuggler!joel x f!reader, dark!din x f!reader, bf!frankie x f!reader)
One Shot⎯ complete
🎠 Danger Zone (dave york x sterling archer x lana kane; crackfic threesome)
One Shot⎯ complete
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read (most of them) on Ao3 | join my tag list here
forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.
humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way
the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.
