Still the Ace Degenerate // Don't Curse the Messenger

Cobra Kai | OFMD | IT | Ted Lasso // horror | erotica | witch noir || pfp by @vacantgodling

[cobra-creampuff]

About Me!

My name is Jack, I use he/him/his, and I'm in my 30s.

This is my main and only regularly-posting blog. My most recent previous URL was izzyspussy. I used to have the sideblog calicohyde and can be found under that handle on Dreamwidth and Instagram.

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My current main fandoms are The Karate Kid & Cobra Kai and IT (Movieverse).

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Fandom

I'm Everything You Have in Mind: TKK & CK [redacted] AU series

The Hollow: TKK & CK canon divergence series A few months before the All-Valley 2019, Kreese and Silver post revenge porn of 18 year old Daniel getting double penetrated by them in the old Cobra Kai dojo in 1985; porn that Daniel never knew had been filmed, until it's suddenly public and free for all.

Fic 1: Run Him Like A Blade | Daniel/Silver/Kreese, 7k A regular person, uninvolved in any karate war past or present, enjoys an amateur porno of two mean 30-somethings DP'ing a barely legal boy-next-door. The bottom looks uncannily like a car salesman whose obnoxious commercials have made him something of a local micro-celebrity. But obviously that guy wouldn't be into this, and even if he was there's no way he'd film it and post it for free. So it's definitely not him. Fic 2: Something's Dawning | Canon Relationships & Gen, 4k There is a video of Daniel taking it like a pro from both Kreese and Silver back in '85 that will soon have thousands of views. But Daniel is just living his life, falsely secure in the belief that only his wife will ever see him naked again. He doesn't know anything about any video. Yet. Fic 3: Cater to The Hollow | currently 750 words

Compare, Contrast, Combine: TKK & Cobra Kai porn with feelings Johnny and Daniel have sex with each other by proxy more than a few times over the years before they finally manage to have sex with each other… with each other. Or: 5+1 Times in a 35 year engagement of turn-based cuckolding.

Chapter 1/6: Remember Every Detail | Daniel/Ali(/Johnny), 10k Daniel and Ali have make-up/birthday sex in the backseat of his new car. Johnny happens to come up. Repeatedly. Chapter 2/6: The Show is Free | currently 100 words Johnny makes a comment about being more in Amanda's league than Daniel is, so Daniel and Amanda show him how he couldn't handle Amanda if he had her.

All that comes to pass on the fertile earth, we know it all!: OFMD post-canon divergence porn with feelings series In an everyone lives and sticks around post-"canon" AU diverging from 2x6, Izzy dubiously consents to be fantastically hypno-kinked and pseudo egg-pregged by three mermaid-like sirens. He is thenceforth compelled to fuck everybody so much all the time, until every siren egg lain in him has been fertilized.

Fic 1: No mortal bliss equals the bliss I shall give unto thee. | Izzy/Original Non-Human Characters, past Ed/Izzy; 9k When the Revenge accidentally sails into siren territory, someone must sacrifice themselves for the mythical creatures to breed to save the rest of the crew from being eaten or cursed. Izzy volunteers. Fic 2: I'm crashing on those rocks, baby! | currently 100 words

The Burden Easy: OFMD Omegaverse AU Bitching is one of the worst things a person can do to a fellow human being, tantamount to rape even if they don't force a mating bond. The transition is painful, the dominance humiliating, but beyond that an alpha who becomes an omega will succumb to dysphoria and, unless prevented, take their own life. But Izzy's always been a fucking contrarian. He's gonna be fine.

Chapters 1-5: Ed/Izzy, Frenchie/Izzy, Jim/Izzy; 16k total Chapter 6/15: I.VI. Summer of 1698 | Ed/Izzy, currently 300 words When roleplaying an alpha/omega pair during sex, alpha Izzy begs alpha Ed to knot him. Fictional Nonfiction companion pieces: How Does Bitching Work? | The Sexes and Their Characteristics | Transdynamism & Interdynasthy

Plan to Entangle: OFMD canon divergence, everyone lives When the crew insists despite Ed's violent protestations that love is real - Izzy's love, in particular - he demands one of them make the ultimate sacrifice to prove it.

Chapter 1/6: The Vibe Gets Kind of Scary | Frenchie/Izzy, 2k Frenchie and Izzy get fake married. Very, very quickly. Chapter 2/6: There's Nothing to Tell | currently 500 words Frenchie and Izzy fake consummate their fake marriage. Or Else.

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The Stranger: "witch noir" 'verse, paranormal horror series with sapphic romantic subplot

Book 1/3 or 4: Curse The Messenger | currently 30k Eddie is a Seer, someone who has involuntary premonitions in her dreams. She and her sibling Fred run a P.I. business serving witches from a society that shuns them for being clairvoyant. Then secular (non-witch) Jessica hires them to solve her girlfriend's murder. The police have determined it never happened - despite the horrifically gory crime scene Jessica claims she saw with her own eyes.

Any Publicity is Good Publicity: achillean romantic comedy novel

Gwaine Hinata is a disillusioned leftist politician who has lost touch with his own ideals. Asher Adam is the frontman of punk duo ION who writes a song about what a disappointment Gwaine is - as a representative and, implied, as a man. Gwaine is intrigued and goes to a gig. When Ash sees him, he gets off stage to perform the song in Gwaine's face. Enthralled by the show of passion, Gwaine hires Ash as an advisor. Of course, he then proceeds to fall in love with him.

Not Just Us: achillean romantic comedy novel set in a sff dystopia

Ken Mechado is a corporate superhero. The company owns his home, his name, and his image. They've even trademarked his power, an ability he was born with. Milo Bronte is a regular guy, aside from the normal biodiversity that gives him a devilish appearance - or the human appearance the devil's design is based on, if you ask him. That Milo uses his strength, claws, and prehensile tail to do things some might call sinful - including a little light terrorism - is merely coincidence. He's been Ken's nemesis for years. Every overworked, underpaid day of surveillance and objectification winds Ken tighter. Something's gotta give, or Ken's gonna snap and decide (to) fuck (that) nemesis.

The Jersey Devils: paranormal pseudo-religious horror novel

A varsity high school girls' volleyball team makes a crossroads deal to win the regional championship. Ten years later, the Devil comes a-calling to collect on the debts they owe. He couldn't care less if they were just kids who didn't understand what they were doing or if the trade is fair. A deal is a deal.

One Feeling Only: paranormal erotic horror novella

A lonely man accidentally crosses into fairy land while foraging. He can't find the border, so he ventures forward hoping to meet a fairy and make a deal with them for guidance. Luck has him encounter the painfully gorgeous, and equally lonely, sovereign of the land - but whether that luck is good or bad remains to be seen.

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[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[comparativetarot]

Temperance. Art by Duvet (d5vetx).

[cobra-creampuff]

Berkano: Thor & Loki + "First" Shapeshift

Summary:

Thor is very upset that only women can be Valkyrior. It doesn't really bother Loki.

Some kind of horrible sickness has befallen me and I have decided to rewrite (and add to) the little cuts series.

Excerpt:

Loki and Thor gallop around in their fancy dress in the courtyard beside Pabbi's golden hall where he sees to things from his throne and occasionally comes to stand in the archway to make sure they have not managed to get into trouble when he was looking away. They take great leaps off of the high stone garden wall and over the deep pond, but they never fall because their imaginary steeds can fly. They play fight with wooden swords and do battle with pretend foes — always victorious, of course, for together there is no man or beast that is or ever was or will be that can have them. They are together less, now, than they were. Thor goes to school now, and he has friends. Three days a week now Loki would swear he only sees his brother at mealtimes, and obviously the evening meal on Sól's Day, the people's day, doesn't count since it is always a stately affair with many fine guests so Loki and Thor must be very well behaved and not play at all. Thor has his own day now, too, the first day that his schooling is over for the week. A whole day all his own, but Thor hardly ever chooses to spend it with Loki. He has started having long talks with Pabbi that Loki is not allowed to hear and going places — other than school — that Loki is not allowed to go. On the days when he is left alone, Loki has begun studying magic. Most seidr wielders don't start to study until they are at least three centuries old, and Loki isn't even quite two yet. Amma says he has a natural gift, and even Pabbi agrees. Loki likes magic very much — what it does and how good he is at it, certainly, but far more than that he likes how it feels. There is a kind of rightness Loki feels, inside somewhere that he cannot reach or name, and a– a sort of bigness, but not in size… There is nothing else of its like in the whole world. Maybe even in all Nine. Besides, maybe if he proves to Pabbi how good he is at learning he will be allowed to go to school too, with Thor. Loki loves to make things change. He has gotten very good at it, even though these sorts of spells — etherealization and transfiguration and healing and all — are some of the hardest castings ever, difficult even for grown-ups. And Loki loves best to change himself. It is not so hard, he thinks, but then– Loki is special. He knows it, because Amma says so all the time, and because he still cannot even etherealize something else let alone himself – but what Loki can do is shapeshift.

Read on AO3 ->

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[cobra-creampuff]

Berkano: Thor & Loki + "First" Shapeshift

Summary:

Thor is very upset that only women can be Valkyrior. It doesn't really bother Loki.

Some kind of horrible sickness has befallen me and I have decided to rewrite (and add to) the little cuts series.

Excerpt:

Loki and Thor gallop around in their fancy dress in the courtyard beside Pabbi's golden hall where he sees to things from his throne and occasionally comes to stand in the archway to make sure they have not managed to get into trouble when he was looking away. They take great leaps off of the high stone garden wall and over the deep pond, but they never fall because their imaginary steeds can fly. They play fight with wooden swords and do battle with pretend foes — always victorious, of course, for together there is no man or beast that is or ever was or will be that can have them. They are together less, now, than they were. Thor goes to school now, and he has friends. Three days a week now Loki would swear he only sees his brother at mealtimes, and obviously the evening meal on Sól's Day, the people's day, doesn't count since it is always a stately affair with many fine guests so Loki and Thor must be very well behaved and not play at all. Thor has his own day now, too, the first day that his schooling is over for the week. A whole day all his own, but Thor hardly ever chooses to spend it with Loki. He has started having long talks with Pabbi that Loki is not allowed to hear and going places — other than school — that Loki is not allowed to go. On the days when he is left alone, Loki has begun studying magic. Most seidr wielders don't start to study until they are at least three centuries old, and Loki isn't even quite two yet. Amma says he has a natural gift, and even Pabbi agrees. Loki likes magic very much — what it does and how good he is at it, certainly, but far more than that he likes how it feels. There is a kind of rightness Loki feels, inside somewhere that he cannot reach or name, and a– a sort of bigness, but not in size… There is nothing else of its like in the whole world. Maybe even in all Nine. Besides, maybe if he proves to Pabbi how good he is at learning he will be allowed to go to school too, with Thor. Loki loves to make things change. He has gotten very good at it, even though these sorts of spells — etherealization and transfiguration and healing and all — are some of the hardest castings ever, difficult even for grown-ups. And Loki loves best to change himself. It is not so hard, he thinks, but then– Loki is special. He knows it, because Amma says so all the time, and because he still cannot even etherealize something else let alone himself – but what Loki can do is shapeshift.

Read on AO3 ->

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled "city with the highest population"

[marlynnofmany]

I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.

[teal-deer]

... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable

[marlynnofmany]

Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.

[dmitry-oleyn]

Dmitry Oleyn marine painting 2024 #seapainting #oilpainting #relaxing #dmitryoleyn

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Greg Santora

[dykerory]

what are you doing to your girl blorbo

shaking her like a bottle of coca cola

biting biting BITING

reverse bear trap

peeling her like a grape

objectifying her

shoving her in a locker

torment nexus

trapping her in resin

shooting her with psychic lasers from my mind

Voting ended onJun 15

[dykerory]

A surprising win for torment nexus!!! Let’s give it up for torment nexus!!!

[dykerory]

what are you doing to your girl blorbo

shaking her like a bottle of coca cola

biting biting BITING

reverse bear trap

peeling her like a grape

objectifying her

shoving her in a locker

torment nexus

trapping her in resin

shooting her with psychic lasers from my mind

Voting ended onJun 15

[nixscriptum]

[cobra-creampuff]

Berkano: Thor & Loki + "First" Shapeshift

Summary: Thor is very upset that only women can be Valkyrior. It doesn't really bother Loki. Some kind of horrible sickness has befallen me and I have decided to rewrite (and add to) the little cuts series.

Excerpt:

Loki and Thor gallop around in their fancy dress in the courtyard beside Pabbi's golden hall where he sees to things from his throne and occasionally comes to stand in the archway to make sure they have not managed to get into trouble when he was looking away. They take great leaps off of the high stone garden wall and over the deep pond, but they never fall because their imaginary steeds can fly. They play fight with wooden swords and do battle with pretend foes — always victorious, of course, for together there is no man or beast that is or ever was or will be that can have them. They are together less, now, than they were. Thor goes to school now, and he has friends. Three days a week now Loki would swear he only sees his brother at mealtimes, and obviously the evening meal on Sól's Day, the people's day, doesn't count since it is always a stately affair with many fine guests so Loki and Thor must be very well behaved and not play at all. Thor has his own day now, too, the first day that his schooling is over for the week. A whole day all his own, but Thor hardly ever chooses to spend it with Loki. He has started having long talks with Pabbi that Loki is not allowed to hear and going places — other than school — that Loki is not allowed to go. On the days when he is left alone, Loki has begun studying magic. Most seidr wielders don't start to study until they are at least three centuries old, and Loki isn't even quite two yet. Amma says he has a natural gift, and even Pabbi agrees. Loki likes magic very much — what it does and how good he is at it, certainly, but far more than that he likes how it feels. There is a kind of rightness Loki feels, inside somewhere that he cannot reach or name, and a– a sort of bigness, but not in size… There is nothing else of its like in the whole world. Maybe even in all Nine. Besides, maybe if he proves to Pabbi how good he is at learning he will be allowed to go to school too, with Thor. Loki loves to make things change. He has gotten very good at it, even though these sorts of spells — etherealization and transfiguration and healing and all — are some of the hardest castings ever, difficult even for grown-ups. And Loki loves best to change himself. It is not so hard, he thinks, but then– Loki is special. He knows it, because Amma says so all the time, and because he still cannot even etherealize something else let alone himself – but what Loki can do is shapeshift.

Read on AO3 ->

[genderkoolaid]

Because I was now a man, I could not speak about what it was like to be a woman. Because I had been a woman, I could never really speak about what it was like to be a man. Do the math: I could not speak. It was a double erasure, a double bind, in which every experience I had was false, and so nothing I said was credible. I could no longer derive authority from my experiences before transition, and shouldn’t even cite them — I had never “really” been a woman, so those things hadn’t happened — but those experiences could always be weaponized against me to prove I wasn’t “really” the man I claimed to be. They call it erasure, when this happens. I wasn’t prepared for how literal the term was. Every day, I could feel myself disappear.

— Eraserhead: On writer's block and being a gender traitor by Jude Doyle

[unhinged-transmasc-man]

There are many good paragraphs but this stuck out the most:

"If “man” and “woman” are opposed and mutually exclusive categories, if men can only ever be predators and women can only ever be prey, then trans men can’t exist. We are logically impossible under the terms of the current system. You either “treat us like men” by voiding out half our lives, or you write us back into womanhood by denying our male identities. I knew all that, at least in theory, but when I came out, I actually saw my life story disappearing into other people’s blind spots. I watched myself become unthinkable in real time."

Also these:

"This wasn’t about accountability. This was people tactically forgetting my entire life,including incidents from my life they had personally witnessed or been involved in, so that they could shame me for transitioning. It was bad for me to be a man; if I was a man, I was a bad man, I was all the worst things men are. I was hulking, I was threatening, I was predatory, I was violent."

"I was treated as both genders, but only the most monstrous stereotype of each one."

Because that is exactly it. Anti-transmasculinity is being both erased and vilified, and then gaslit out of speaking about those experiences by the people who are erasing and vilifying you.

[sparrowhawkandco]

This resonated:

"The idea that I had always occupied a privileged position within patriarchy was, frankly, untrue; nor did it seem to me that a trans person was any less gender-marginalized than your average cis woman. What privilege I had was conditional, and these books were no guide. Men who wanted to “forge a positive masculinity” (and everyone was very clear that I needed one of those) were encouraged to get in touch with their “feminine sides.” Maybe that was healthy for cis guys, but I had been forced to do feminine things, and present in feminine ways, for the entirety of my young life. Whatever liberation I had achieved came from giving myself permission to stop."

As did the ending:

"When I write these days, I try to remind myself that whatever I’m afraid of saying is already true, and denial will not change it. I remind myself that the wrong people benefit from my silence, and will use it to write a version of my life I can’t recognize, or just write me out of the world. There is no established story or role for me; I belong to a category the world is still learning to imagine. I cannot account for the world as other people imagine it. I cannot give you every man’s story, every trans man’s story, every trans person’s story; I don't know them. What I do know is that every new story helps map the territory. All I can do for you, from where I'm standing, is tell you how things are." 

[elijahsfever]

[paulburckel]

"Bienestar"

Encres acryliques sur papier, février 2024

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Like we have to always remember that a person with health anxiety can get ill, a person with paranoia and psychosis can be in serious danger, a person with social anxiety can get bullied, a person with RSD can get rejected, a person with BPD can get abandoned, a person with depression can have a serious reason to be upset and so on indefinitely. We cannot automatically treat every concern of a person who has been labeled as mentally ill and irrational as if it isn't worth taking seriously and investigating. Making that assumption puts people in real danger.