literal angel

Marcy

[gaybichon]

saw a girl wearing a shirt that said CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH! and it kind of startled me out of my breakdown for a second

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[dawatcher]

[asiaphotostudio]

Shanghai, 2000 Shanghai, China. 中国 上海市 Photography by Michitaka Kurata

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[memorycycle]

[cometcrystal]

[kushblazer666]

[sexygaywizard]

[woolandflax]

Let’s make a floor plan for a house! How much space should we dedicate to each room? Vote to make a room larger.

Master bedroom

2nd bedroom

Guest bedroom

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Kitchen

Dining room

Living room

Laundry room

Voting ended onJun 3, 2023

[woolandflax]

Our beautiful home

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

[mediumsizedboy]

are you serious?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[gaylor-moon]

Let’s hear it for our blue collar allies 😌💜💜

[witchgrindergeneral]

He gets the t-word pass

[thrulls]

[aflo]

they were literally homura and madoka

[hyrude]

high and just ate a breahhtakingly crisp grape

not joking this is giving me the will to live another day. life's intoxicatingly full of many such little pleasures

[girinma]

[cryptotheism]

Yes yes we have all heard about your "Disaster Chaos Goblin Queer Energy" but are you like, normal around trans women