[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

[soracities]

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

[softspringsolace]

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[writun]

my mum knew i was sad so she went out and when she came back inside she called me up to her room and showed me this

[anxeious]

[doolallymagpie]

it’s time

[starlight788]

King

[assassinationtipsforladies]

No one has ever warranted a presidential pardon more

[grimlygroovy-deactivated2015051]

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

[lordoftablecloths]

hey op guess what

[lordoftablecloths]

oh nevermind you’re died

[cosmogenous]

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

[valtsv]

blood test came back haunted

[sacred-portal]

[etc-source4]

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

[rodrickheffeley]

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[galahadwilder]

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

[jasontoddsguns]

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

[galahadwilder]

[jerseyclown]

no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone