yeet me through the gates of valhalla, bobbie d

i post spoilers for [insert thing here] often but try to tag properly; currently-unpublished SFF author, computer programmer, artist, novice WH40k painter, dmitri shostakovich and roger zelazny impersonator, and social justice bard

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm always thinking of "why is his smile so radiant"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

If you mix the dust from a rubric marine with milk and freeze it, it tastes sweet like ice cream

One sec, trying this

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

apohtecary

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[glutko]

Visit Original Link

Can’t believe Nazir said this in The Elder Skyrim 5

[arkheia]

[Transcript: a voice clip from Nazir in Skyrim, trimmed so it sounds like he says “I don’t like tumblr.” End transcript]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[greelin]

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[doolallymagpie]

I hope someone does to Barry Allen's dead-mom backstory what they did to Power Girl being Atlantean

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[doolallymagpie]

not big on Absolute Universe but I'm kicking my Longbow Killer theory into the ring (pun intended): White Lantern Oliver Queen

consider that Slade (the other one) is basically a human incarnation of Anti-Life and that Longbow showed up specifically to kill him not that long after he had Oliver killed

[mousegirlheart]

so you do think pepsiman can breastfeed me any requested pepsi flavour or just original pepsi because i really miss lemon pepsi

[bloorbsbig]

[junk-thunder]

girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)

me: how did you speak a winky face

moral of the story: loud penis

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[doolallymagpie]

REAGAN JUMPSCARE

[doolallymagpie]

very funny to me that you could show the current POTUS in comics as recently as the past decade or so, but now nobody wants to open that can of worms and the rule is using stand-ins or not naming or showing the president at all

I do think it’s better to make up presidents unless it really needs to be a real one, but DC was lightly implying graft and corruption on Reagan’s part in 1987 Suicide Squad and I do enjoy that

[doolallymagpie]

REAGAN JUMPSCARE

[doolallymagpie]

DC let me on one of those pride things with my zero comic writing qualifications, you will not regret letting me write “what happens if they swap Metallo’s regular kryptonite out for pink”

[doolallymagpie]

Metallo: I’m now more powerful than you can imagine, because pink is more intense on the visual spectrum than green, so obviously, pink kryptonite is even more deadly to you!

Superman: 🌈😳😳😳🌈