yeet me through the gates of valhalla, bobbie d

i post spoilers for [insert thing here] often but try to tag properly; currently-unpublished SFF author, computer programmer, artist, novice WH40k painter, dmitri shostakovich and roger zelazny impersonator, and social justice bard

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Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

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is Tom King a bad author or does he just have this guy’s vibe?

have never once seen a straight answer except from Wonder Woman fans, and honestly nobody ever gets her right anyway so that’s entirely non-indicative

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no, yeah, Nia, Jay, and Jon getting dragged into a team-up with the goddamb Authority because Snowflame’s somehow taken over Gamorra (not the worst possible scenario after Absolute Power, but…bad) and found someone’s weird attempt at getting in touch with Desaad’s middle management who’s how Intergang gets Apokaliptian Crack, that’s my pitch for DC

because that’s gonna be fucking messy and weird

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i will never stop saying that Angela Spica, as the first member of the Authority to appear in live action media, is also a member of the "almost killed Superman in a major mainstream release" club

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I feel like I’m allowed to say it now that I actually own some Authority comics instead of having read them online or via interlibrary loans years ago: live action Angie looks cooler than comic Angie

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don’t get me wrong, this is cool

but this is cooler

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I feel like I’m allowed to say it now that I actually own some Authority comics instead of having read them online or via interlibrary loans years ago: live action Angie looks cooler than comic Angie

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they’re fucking, I know it

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goddamn

haven’t actually read The Authority that much in years and I forgot about Jenny’s sheer bisexual swagger in the original artwork

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What the fuck, were they trying to kill people with this?

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goddamn

haven’t actually read The Authority that much in years and I forgot about Jenny’s sheer bisexual swagger in the original artwork

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just realized a very compelling reason to mess with “Gotham during Miracle Day”:

Jason would hear “nobody can die” and immediately plan to make the next several months hell for the Joker, and Batman can’t do anything because nobody can die and he’s got bigger problems stemming from that little wrinkle

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once again I am saying the 456 are the space equivalent of a Gotham mook who keeps talking about how he could totally beat up Batman only to scream “IT’S DA FREAKIN BAT!” when he does show up, only he never does

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somehow decided, quite some time ago, that one of Bobbie’s favorite shows is the incredibly long-running Voyage of the Aphrodite, which is a weird sci-fi show produced with the backing of the MCRN (and thus getting an actual Scirocco-class, uniforms, and power armor to film with) about an MCRN ship that ends up halfway across the universe and getting into adventures

but no less than 60% of the planets and aliens of the week are:

the military advisor for the show just kind of gave up trying to get the writers to disguise it better

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like imagine a combination of Stargate and Voyager, but every alien species they meet was created by rolling a very extensive set of sex dice and extrapolating a functioning and realistic civilization out of the result

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I need you to know that this show that exists in my headcanons solely for a handful of jokes about Bobbie’s taste in TV is like, super high-quality mil-SF, with fantastic character writing and development and great worldbuilding, and it’s likely the best depiction of MCRN protocols and operations in history

it’s just also written by the horniest people in Londres Nova (which might actually explain why it broke the two season curse for shows that take the devil’s bargain of letting the MCRN look over their scripts in exchange for being allowed to film with the big shiny toys)

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Just remembered this absolutely bizarre and baseless headcanon that enriches the world of The Expanse

Now you have to contemplate this being the most popular show on Mars for at least a decade

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POV ur exploring the Sewers under Imperial City

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revisiting Space Marine Bobbie Draper and unfortunately I've decided she is way more of a Crimson Fist than an Imperial Fist, despite what that poll a year and a half ago said, but she's still a Vanguard Veteran in Void-Hardened RTB01-pattern armor, don't worry

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and she’s still like

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she may be an Imperial Fist in Deathwatch, actually, idk, we’ll see when I have the bits to build her again

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it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

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O’Vral’yon is back, baby

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per my last post

dream blunt rotation