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All my posts are thought experiments you’re supposed to imagine the senecio in your head

Just smoked an enable notifications pop up

Scientists just created the world's first "unsuckable dick" what this means for the future of phallic technology is unknown

Kind of feel like killing people with a rock #feelingpositive

My cat jumped up on my lap right as I sneezed and I blasted her straight in the face

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People who shower more than once a day are always so pretentious about it "you only shower once a day????" At least I shower once a say. Some people can't even manage that

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Valve is the monopoly that capitalist dick riders think the whole world is full of

Just took my pet radio wave for a walk and he hit an antenna and is gone

Guinea pigs are definitely one of the top creatures to imagine in a fictional setting

Despite my room being 100sqft (9.2sqm) and making up only 6% of the house, when i vacuum the living room, kitchen, and hallway, the vacuum only gets a little bit of dirt in it, and the i vacuum my room and the vacuum gets 3x as much cat hair and dirt in it. No cats live in my room

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The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

I think the last thing i would ever want is to get notifications when fuckedelf posts

If i see a gambling ad with one more ugly ass ai generated characters im going to kill someone

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