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My cringe is top quality, guaranteed! Current interests: motorcycle, cowboy bebop Reblogs @stardark699 — — Immortalized, she/he/they (any are fine) Blog birthday, Sep 13 2020

[starlight788]

All my posts are thought experiments you’re supposed to imagine the senecio in your head

[starlight788]

Not enough media that gets intimate with a megastructure.

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

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[starlight788]

Love the smell of used motor oil because it smells like fuck and reminds me of what could be

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[smidge-j]

Scientists are finally able to confirm that a good night's sleep is possible, after Tumblr user @smidge-j slept peacefully for 12 hours straight last night. This marks the first successful completion of a once-thought impossible task.

When asked in an interview how they managed to accomplish such a feat, @smidge-j was quoted as saying "I fucked up my sleep schedule so badly, I was so tired. I went to bed 4 hours earlier than normal, and I guess that that worked."

When asked if ne would repeat the sleep feat the following night, @smidge-j responded "modern science is good, but not that good. I wouldn't count on it."

[starlight788]

Independent organizations all over the world are requesting the study be released for peer review. One scientist says he believes the study is fake "never once have we managed 12 hours of uninterrupted natural sleep. The closest we have gotten is 6. It is simply impossible that a sleep schedule anomaly such as described could cause this. I believe this study to be chicanery in a highly contested field!" While others are hopeful for the studies prospects; "we hope this study will shed some light onto how sleep works and we are interested to see how it may open doors for developing better sleeping techniques". Viewers have described how the study may impact them in the future: "I- I haven't slept (he pauses) more than... Three hours in like a (he trails off) how many days are in a month? [Cameraman: 30 days] Yeah a month. If I just could get some sleep I think it would fix all my problems. I could clean my condo and get a better job (he slurs the word job) and maybe even it will bring my wife back." (He is cut off but rambles on about his ex wife for some time). We will continue to report on this as we have more information

[starlight788]

Me n my mates are larping Fortune 500 company board members

[starlight788]

Samsung is on that yeppers shit

[starlight788]

Call me a camper the way I'm pitching this tent 💯

[selene1311-f]

Okay, so, more personal junk, cause tbh I just need the transandrophobes to understand. Yall know you're driving away other transfems too, right?

Like, I avoid transfem spaces over this, because yall fucking hurt my community, and I don't want to share a space with people that would do that.

I don't trust people that would stab other members of our community in the back. I can't.

If any transfem transandrophobes read this, you wanna know why transfem spaces are losing members? Look in the mirror, it's because of you, because we won't share space with hate.

Yall hurt our transmasc and nonbinary siblings way more than you hurt me, cause I can go to them to find community, and they can't seem to escape you; but you don't seem to care about that, so here we are. By hurting them, you hurt us too.

It pisses me off, but it's also just fucking humiliating, it's humiliating to see the depths that people just like me fucking sink to. Worse still, I know there was a time in my life where I'd have fallen for it, and I'm so fucking glad yall didn't reach me when I was that person, because it would have genuinely ruined me.

So just think about that, the next time you feel like bashing a transmasc person for no other reason but to take out your petty malice; you're destroying your own community in the process. Hate will eventually eat you alive.

[starlight788]

Thinking about that one time I scribbled on a quarter with a green crayon and the teacher told me that defacing currency was illegal and I got so scared I was going to get in trouble I kept it at the back of my desk and only looked at it occasionally like some sort of treasured contraband

[starlight788]

They may be hotter, but do their eyes still light up when you take your shirt off?

[maximusfrancescodecruralegman]

guess what

[starlight788]

If your friends don't pregame your funeral, do you even have friends?

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