puns? what puns to use on gladion? (i'm afraid to ask actually)
(Why are you afraid, anon? Is this a joke I’m not getting or do you not like puns or something? Heh, too bad, I love them.
Also added a couple of sketches to this post to break up the text because it got long.)
[Post-Challenge at the League]
Mirea: That was a good battle, you got a minute?
Mirea: Good, good, I just wanted to ask you something. Sit down on the steps with me for a sec.
Mirea: Right, so I’ve been asking this from some of my Challengers recently because I got curious - why do you want to win?
Gladion: What? You mean against you?
Mirea: Yeah, why you wann be Champion, I just wanna know if you know, y’know? I didn’t at first, so don’t worry if you can’t come up with an answer right away.
Mirea: Hey, you want a malasada while you think? Hau dumped a box of them on me, and I don’t think I can eat them all, even after battling here.
Gladion: Alright, I guess I could eat.
Mirea: Great! [pause] You talked to Lillie recently?
Gladion: I thought you were waiting for me to come up with an answer. But yes, I spoke with her yesterday. She was complaining about some jokes you made, actually.
Mirea: …Uh, she mentioned that? She, um, didn’t tell you what they were, right?
Gladion: No, she told me she’d spare me the ‘awful details’. How on earth did you make her so angry?
Mirea: Apparently, she isn’t a fan of puns.
Mirea: …I am offended. Puns are an art and I work very hard on mine.
Mirea: So you know about the Alola forms of Pokemon here? Well, I thought I’d try to liven up the names of those Pokemon to better reflect the differences they show to their Kantonian relatives.
Gladion: You’re going to say them, aren’t you?
Mirea: Okay, listen, Icepix.
Mirea: Stunned by how great that was, I see.
Mirea: Oh c’mon, it was good. You ready with an answer to my question yet?
Gladion: What? Oh, no. Not yet.
Mirea: Alright, maybe you can come back with one next time.
Gladion: Wait, what about- You’re just, all that build up and… one pun?
Mirea: I made a mistake with Lillie, clearly too much of a good thing at one time is a bad idea. Come back next week and I’ll tell you another.
Gladion: That’s not exactly motivation.
Mirea: Fight me, Gladion.
Gladion: Next week, Champion.