I Never Wanted This.

I… don’t know anything anymore.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve got into a physical fight with someone in the past two years I think I’d have enough nickels to fill a sock and then beat people with it

[dr-rylandgrace]

I think we should collectively question why Earth keeps sending teenagers to space 🤔

We really should. It’s getting to be an epidemic at this point.

I’m giving every space station an intervention.

They should listen to me now, right? Since I… did all the astrophage stuff? Probably. Hopefully.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Okay in Earth’s defense I wasn’t meant to be there okay-

It was like

Not planned

[dr-rylandgrace]

So— how did you get there, then..?

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

…

ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ⁻

[dr-rylandgrace]

Alright. You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to. I get it.

Are you in an okay physical state, at least?

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Yea um

I’d say I’m physically okay? Aside from the. Passing out thing… shit. Like over a week ago at this point. Fuck I SO missed attending graduation.

[dr-rylandgrace]

I think we should collectively question why Earth keeps sending teenagers to space 🤔

We really should. It’s getting to be an epidemic at this point.

I’m giving every space station an intervention.

They should listen to me now, right? Since I… did all the astrophage stuff? Probably. Hopefully.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Okay in Earth’s defense I wasn’t meant to be there okay-

It was like

Not planned

[dr-rylandgrace]

So— how did you get there, then..?

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

…

ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ⁻

[dr-rylandgrace]

How is tumblr still operable in space

I’m asking this as someone who’s also in space and actually has no clue where they are

Not gonna dox my name so uhhh this is anonymous

- E.W.

Wormhole.

It got internet access.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Dawg that’s crazy

I’m not a science person so I won’t even question it

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Wait a fucking minute.

Does that mean my stuff is working because of a wormhole too??

FUCK man it should be illegal to have to deal with this shit

[dr-rylandgrace]

Maybe. Maybe not. I just know I messed with space time for a dumb reason and it’s causing a lot of strange occurrences.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Why would anyone have anything to do with space or time willingly

Also I swear to god if that wormhole stuff is going on while I’m stranded god knows where in space with only a ships ai and the stuff of dead past crew-mates. I’m going to lose my mind.

17 years old and I’m not afraid to throw myself out of the airlock if life keeps being so difficult

[dr-rylandgrace]

You’re a kid??

Okay, please try and find the fuel reserves and maybe try and find the map and chart a way home? Do you have any science or engineering experience outside of high school stuff..?

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Okay okay technically I’m supposed to graduate like. Today. If I wasn’t up here- but yeah I guess I’m a kid

Also no I don’t know shit about science

But the ships ai is like sorta sentient so I guess I’m mostly fine??

…and I have no clue where we are.

[dr-rylandgrace]

Sentient..? Well— I hope it likes humanity… maybe I’ve just seen too many movies.

And I really hope you can get home, kiddo.

Could you try and ask the ship what its location is, like— in relation to the stars around it? Usually, that’s how location is measured in space.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

He’s fine with humanity- I think I like… accidentally made him gain sentience?

Now Carroll blasts music all the time

And I guess I could try that? I’m gonna be so lowkey I like had a mild breakdown and passed out my first time out in space, so, I have NO idea where we are

[dr-rylandgrace]

I think we should collectively question why Earth keeps sending teenagers to space 🤔

We really should. It’s getting to be an epidemic at this point.

I’m giving every space station an intervention.

They should listen to me now, right? Since I… did all the astrophage stuff? Probably. Hopefully.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Okay in Earth’s defense I wasn’t meant to be there okay-

It was like

Not planned

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Oh my fucking lord Carroll found those gacha-phase sounding songs.

He found them

I need fucking soundproof headphones

[dr-rylandgrace]

How is tumblr still operable in space

I’m asking this as someone who’s also in space and actually has no clue where they are

Not gonna dox my name so uhhh this is anonymous

- E.W.

Wormhole.

It got internet access.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Dawg that’s crazy

I’m not a science person so I won’t even question it

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Wait a fucking minute.

Does that mean my stuff is working because of a wormhole too??

FUCK man it should be illegal to have to deal with this shit

[dr-rylandgrace]

Maybe. Maybe not. I just know I messed with space time for a dumb reason and it’s causing a lot of strange occurrences.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Why would anyone have anything to do with space or time willingly

Also I swear to god if that wormhole stuff is going on while I’m stranded god knows where in space with only a ships ai and the stuff of dead past crew-mates. I’m going to lose my mind.

17 years old and I’m not afraid to throw myself out of the airlock if life keeps being so difficult

[dr-rylandgrace]

You’re a kid??

Okay, please try and find the fuel reserves and maybe try and find the map and chart a way home? Do you have any science or engineering experience outside of high school stuff..?

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Okay okay technically I’m supposed to graduate like. Today. If I wasn’t up here- but yeah I guess I’m a kid

Also no I don’t know shit about science

But the ships ai is like sorta sentient so I guess I’m mostly fine??

…and I have no clue where we are.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

BRO YOURE 17 AND STUCK OUT HERE??

HEY TECHNICALLY IM SUPPOSED TO GRADUATE LIKE

…today. Actually. Fuck, man, this shit sucks ass

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

I’m gonna just start treating Carroll like an Alexa at this point/j

Carroll play despasito

[dr-rylandgrace]

How is tumblr still operable in space

I’m asking this as someone who’s also in space and actually has no clue where they are

Not gonna dox my name so uhhh this is anonymous

- E.W.

Wormhole.

It got internet access.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Dawg that’s crazy

I’m not a science person so I won’t even question it

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Wait a fucking minute.

Does that mean my stuff is working because of a wormhole too??

FUCK man it should be illegal to have to deal with this shit

[dr-rylandgrace]

Maybe. Maybe not. I just know I messed with space time for a dumb reason and it’s causing a lot of strange occurrences.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Why would anyone have anything to do with space or time willingly

Also I swear to god if that wormhole stuff is going on while I’m stranded god knows where in space with only a ships ai and the stuff of dead past crew-mates. I’m going to lose my mind.

17 years old and I’m not afraid to throw myself out of the airlock if life keeps being so difficult

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

I probably have executive dysfunction but I’m kinda stuck in space so I don’t really have time to worry about that

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Since I’m in space do you think I’d get in trouble if I just like. Pirated everything.

I don’t even need it. I just hate you.

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Okay why the fuck is it that TUMBLR works in space but like. Nothing else does that I could use to contact anyone

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Oh fuck one of my ears just started ringing

Great

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

WHERE DID THE GRAVITY GO.

TURN THE FUCKING GRAVITY BACK ON WHAT THE FUCK

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Okay so I had to actually go outside of the ship today and let me just say I will never get used to lack of gravity

I was outside and Carroll had to tug me back in because my shit wasn’t working so I was almost stuck out there

[alonebackwards-andstarred]

Ykw I’m gonna just lay here while Carroll blasts piano man over the coms and I’m gonna see how long it’ll take for the ship to just explode

I’m so not in the mood to maintain things

Yes yes I need to do it to live but like. Hjmmmnnnnnnn. Don’t feel like it