Tik Tok Meme Sentence Starters
Here are a series of quotes from Tik Tok’s that stuck in my head. Most of them are just funny but there are musical quotes involved as well
“I can’t believe that its finally me and you and you and me, just us. And your friend (Insert name)”
“Gamer boy’s get so mad at me when my voice doesn’t turn out like a little anime girl. But I’m sorry my genetics said no, and you’re gonna fucking deal with it.”
“HOLD UP HOLD UP! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH! RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO!……YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG? AM I WRONG?”
“Please don’t be ugly….PLEASE don’t be ugly….please……please…….*gasp* OHMYGO-”
“I’ll whoop yo ass……your girlfriend look like my mom”
“ *exasperated sigh* It’s not that fucking hard! SWING, SNAP, ROCK!”
“Why is your dad outside….” “Lock up the house!”
“WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SNITCHED ON ME TO MY MOM?!”
“It’s just…pure mindless vandalism!”
“Are you mentally deficient?!”
“If I was mentally deficient, I would’ve missed.”
“(Insert name) there ain’t gonna be a to-mo-nah nah nah nah, if you don’t put your fucking seatbelt-b-belt-b-belt ON! YOU’RE GONNA DIE!”
“PUT YOUR BACK IN IT! PUT YOUR BACK IN IT! PUT YOUR BACK IN IT! JUST A LITTLE MORE! PUT YOUR BACK IN IT!”
“I’m going to have to put on…my…. fuckin’ double seeing glasses. Because I can’t even begin to see, the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you.”
“I was a princess doing alright, then I became a girl in the village overnight!”
“I just wanted an ice cream! The cat- the cat’s got into the freezer! GET OUT!”
“Gentlemen, the girls and the gays don’t want you. The girls and the gays want a Zuko or a Sokka. If you’re neither of those two, take a seat - NEXT CALLERRRR!
“Roses are red, I like going to bed, yknow what else is a common occurrence? Wanting to drop dead.”
“Roses are red, my mental health is unsteady, I GAVE YOU MORE MONEY THAN THE CIVIL WAR COST AND YOU FUCKIN SPENT IT ALREADY?”
“Don’t be trying to double back, I already despise you!”