Disaster Extraordinaire

She/they. 29. 🇪🇺 Stir fry connoisseur and enjoyer of tv by female writers Crafter at heart and shitposter by vocation

[phoebeprufrock]

Y’ALL I worked on this dress!!!! I did some of the distressing and embroidery!!! And it was on stage for Sanremo 🫶 so proud

[dragon-in-a-fez]

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

[anxietyproblem]

[decompose1]

i dislike the weird jump to blame suicide victims for their suicides and call them selfish. suicide is very frequently in some way a social murder. i think instead of blaming someone who was in such a dark place that they saw no other way out we should maybe be blaming the people who threw gas on the fire, such as those with a lot of power to make that person's life that bad or those who abused them into it. is that really that unreasonable

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[unhelpfultarot]

King of Pentacles and Seven of Swords reversed

If they're not embezzling, your bookkeeping is even more screwed up than you thought.

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

missing them hours 💘🦇

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[teaboot]

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

[teaboot]

Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[phoebeprufrock]

i know functional illiteracy is real because every thursady through sunday i ask an average of 45 people a night to fill out a form that has like 15 questions and I tell them i only need the first six (first and last name, DOB, full address) and about 30% of them fill out the whole thing anyways. Pf this 30%, 50% of them complain "why do i need to give you my email and phone number" I JUST TOLD YOU DON'T

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[utilitycaster]

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[beatrice-otter]

#i think it was jonbenet ramsey#i remember because i was seven and assumed she was killed by whoever made her dress like that#adults did not like me saying this

I am not 100% sure, but it might have been the fall of the Berlin wall, for me. Mostly because the adults were so shocked by it.