Drunk on the Internet

Just Killing Time Till I Leave The House

[ohshitunicorns]

[alongsoberingthought]

As if you losers are still on here

[dankmemecentral1]

Mondays.

[alongsoberingthought]

sooooooo english

[alongsoberingthought]

pop pop pop making motherfuckers drop

[alongsoberingthought]

i posted this in 2013 let it fucking go already

[psychology-science]

[x]

[silenthilllz]

IF IT’S FOR MY HEALTH I NEED PLATONIC CUDDLES

[psychology-science]

true! They really should do another study to see if it’s good for anyone, regardless of the nature of the relationship

[alongsoberingthought]

nobody said platonic? this about couples loser

[cheese24k]

Gordon Ramsey as a Kid

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😂😂

[jasonmantzoukas]

where’s his emmy?

[bennymendelsohn]

this is unacceptable! give him a fucking emmy already!

[alongsoberingthought]

I'm not back

Our bond is a fleeting evanescence like a fiery fluorescent through the incandescent 

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

the most accurate thing i have seen in a while

[telvi1]

Ms. Frizzle what type of class are you running 😂😂😂

[oneofeverythingthankyou]

Magic School Buss It Wide Open

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

^^^^😂😭

[kazehayakuns]

[alongsoberingthought]

That's real love

[sobeitjayt]

No disrespect but why parents be talking about how they did xyz for you when you was a kid to make you feel guilty they be like “Well i fed you and changed you” and im just like is that not what parents are supposed to do 

[bayzodad]

So when we are starting to raise “entitled” kids who think they are supposed to have everything handed to them and get pissed and kill parents, rob, cheat and claim it’s not their fault.. last I heard, all parents have to do is feed, give medical attention and shelter and clothing. There was no talk of they(parents) having to kill themselves to keep the kids in the newest styles and with the latest technology. Sorry, you want that.. save up and maybe that sense of accomplishment will out weigh the .. “but why do I have to work for anything.” Just something to think about before you nut in somebody. No excuses for bringing ungrateful kids into the world.

[sobeitjayt]

Bitch what the fuck is you talkin bout

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

[tr-ouvaille]

@buddybeagle

[alongsoberingthought]

😂😂😂

[cartnsncreal]

Wonder how fast we could crowdfund it.

[zeusisblack]

Didn’t they arrest him?

[lagonegirl]

oh man. he dead… 

[sardonic-salt-mine]

His name is Edward Crawford.

[zibelstardust]

For real tho. He was hands down murdered by the police. A lot of notable figures from Ferguson were found dead in the same manner and police labeled them all suicides which ,as we all know, is complete and utter bullshit.

If we could get statues of anyone it really is Edward Crawford. If I can get in contact with a sculptor or some shit with permission from Crawford’s family I will set up the Fund Page in a heart beat.

[hoekagei]

Omg he died!?!

[blockmind]

Like they said, Edward died in a suspicious manner similar to several other notable protestors officially ruled a suicide and here’s some links:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ferguson-protester-edward-crawford-subject-iconic-photo-found-dead-n755401 http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/05/us/ferguson-iconic-photo-death-trnd/index.html

[alongsoberingthought]

Dunno when ill be back but I will be. How is everyone else doing?

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

💔💔💔

[marvelsmostwanted]

John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault

[marvelsmostwanted]

[thewinterotter]

John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every possible way.