this blog is basically just for fun, i'm not taking this seriously so you shouldn't either. i come here when i'm bored lmao.
been writing for like 5 years now, can't say i've gotten better #lol.
mostly a south park blog but i do take ninjago and some other animes requests so if i know it, ill write. i don't write nsfw so please keep that in mind when requesting.
this is mostly a funky blog :)
NOTE ! i wont write every request due to time and motivation. but, they will stay in my inbox so if i have an idea for it, ill write it. ill never delete requests, ever.
"You're so overreacting," Scott murmured watching you and your friends walk over to one of the lunch tables outside.
One of his friends sniggered nudging him, "Scotty my girlfriend became friends with the new bitch in town.”
“You’re not setting me up with her if that’s what you’re trying to do,” Scott grumbled smacking his friend's neck loudly.
"Nah, I'm sure you're going to absolutely love her!"
he really didn't intend to go that far with you.
the only time he thought he would ever be talking to you is when the entirety of the friend group was around.
but somehow you always found a way to weasel into his life.
even when you weren’t there you just seemed to pop up into every conversation of his.
not to mention that whenever you saw him you’d latch on to him making yourself way too comfortable around him.
he was definitely pissed off in the beginning because who fucking cares that you were hanging around some freshmen dork.
slowly but surely though- he found himself listening to anything relating to you just to get the slightest information.
and sue him because anytime you’d walk into a room he’d be on you- talking and laughing like never before.
and lord, he’s trying his damn hardest not to just pick you up and take you away every time you even make the slightest suggestive motion.
even though you don’t notice the change in personality, his friends sure do.
"Don't even," Scott grumbled as his friends continued rolling around the floor laughing like never before.
One of his friends gasped for air, "You- Scott Tenorman FALLING for Y/N? Oh, this is fucking gold."
"Oooh she's so dumb, she's too girly, she's just a dumb bitch right Scott?" Another one teased before they all burst out laughing again.
"This has to be some sort of discrimination."
"Yeah okay, ginger." Another snorted holding out his fist to Scott.
"I hope you all kill yourselves." Scott smiled fist-bumping the guy back.
"WOAHHHH-"
he surprisingly isn't that whipped for you.
on the outside at least.
on the inside this guy can not stop feeling so fucking flustered, there’s not a second where he doesn’t feel butterflies.
his mind starts racing whenever you're around and it’s like no one but you exists.
he and his friends are playing baseball and you come over? bro is packing up his shit and leaving to take you out on a date
he sees you hanging out with your friends while skipping school? say bye-bye the two of you are going out to the mall or whateva.
you just make him do things that are just so uncharacteristic for him and he isn't sure how to feel about it. though- he isn't mad.
like the way he can’t stop staring at you as you're running around in gym, his eyes never leaving you just savoring your body like it was something only for him, something god created with his bare hands.
it's not that he’s obsessive or anything weird like that it’s just the urge to be around you whenever he can because he likes you that much!
maybe to the point where he might slip that he “wanted to crawl around your room like a spider and live in your walls”
but according to him, he never said such a thing.
"I didn't."
You smirked wrapping your arms around his as you clung closely to him. "Oh but Scotty, you did!"
"Proof?" He questioned looking at you with an innocent smile.
Your smile dropped as you began to pout, "I was going to say I'd so let you, just so you can see everything about me. Y'know, to be informed."
You let go of his arms before walking away as he laughed catching up to you, laying his arm around your shoulder, and bringing you in to kiss the top of your head.
"Aww, c'mon sweetie you know I was only teasin' you."
his dad was/is part of the denver broncos so you know that means hella lot of money.
and because you had made such a good influence somehow on his family, they already began treating you as their daughter in law.
his family is nice enough to let you go on vacations with them which is a beauty.
so you got to go to the bahamas or whatever just because your dating scott. for free!!
if he's feeling nice enough he might even take you somewhere you really wanted to go by just asking his parents.
he’s not very into pda in public he’d obviously hold hands and like little kisses but he likes to keep it private.
all for himself! :)
in the comfort of his own bedroom, he is very physical, often initiating cuddles or whatever. like a cat, but bitchier.
he enjoys these days!!! most of the time.
"Move bitch, I gotta pee oh my god-"
You shook your head wrapping your arms more tightly around him with a smirk, “Aaaah I would but ‘m too comfortable. I think ‘m gonna fall asleep.”
Scott groaned trying to push you off him, "Y/N, baby, please move. I’ll stay with you as long as you want afterward just gimme a second."
You shook your head sinking your head into the crook of his neck, “Nah, that’s not my problem.”
“I will just piss myself right now.”
"WAIT NO-"
scott likes to notice the little details about you instead of the bigger ones.
since he's not that big of a romantic he does try his best to make you feel loved.
if he sees you staring at a ring in passing when you’re walking around the mall, you’ll find it in your locker with a small bouquet of your favorite flowers.
you guys are walking at the park and he remembers you said you liked skipping stones? he'll make sure to have the best stones and the best view for you.
a bunch of guys flirting with you and making you uncomfortable? they’re going through a week of hell never to recover.
you're sick as fuck? for the next week, you get presents and gifts galore of health care and things you simply love.
also, i just feel like scott smokes which he thinks makes him 10x more attractive.
he’s obviously stopped whenever you didn’t like it or just plain out quit if you really disliked it because anything for you.
ahahaha make out session while smoking?
“Scotty…” You murmur laying your head on his lap as he looked down at you
“C’mere pretty girl…” He whispered as you moved up to sit on his lap facing him. “Need me to stop?”
You shook your head, “S’fine… just want you.”
He laughed lightly taking a hit of his cigarette before bringing you closely to kiss you- the smoke filling your lungs. You giggled a bit as he brought you closer by the waist.
“Y’know…” He whispered as you blew a puff of smoke out, grinding down on his lap, “I really think you’re gonna be the death of me with that whinin.”
i promise ill be more active in like 3 weeks bruh THESE TEACHERS HATE JUNIORS LMAOOO i have finals and then a shit tons of big projects to finish, but soon ill post everyday
Bro I am obsessed with your bimbo!Reader it was so good and it honestly reminded me about the song bimbo doll by Tula Tsoil AND PLS THE THINGS I WILL DO FOR A KYLE ONE 🙏🏾🙏🏾
⟢ smarties
➜ in which ! kyle tries to resist the pretty bimbo girl.
🌷 ﹫kyle broflovski.
✩ 🦩 warnings﹗suggestive.
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BIMBOS BIMBOS I LOVE BIMBOS LORD
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"I don't know..." The girl beside Kyle whined as he finally looked up from his page having spaced out.
Mr. Garrison sighed, "How the hell do you forget your backpack."
"I was in a rush." You murmured with a pout crossing your arms.
Kyle tilted his head somewhat amused by what was going on, usually, it was Cartman or Clyde making a fuss so this was new.
The girl turned to Kyle batting her long lashes with a smile, "Hey you, help me out?"
"Huh?"
You giggled pushing your desk to be next to him before leaning into him, "You'll help me out with this stuff, right?"
"Huh."
the only reason you guys even started talking was because you were failing half your classes and you begged kyle to tutor and how could he resist with the way you were staring at him.
even though he's mentally scared due to cartman from continuing relationships he just cant help himself.
trust, he tried desperately not to fall into the rabbit hole everyone else at school was going down with you.
but the way you just seemed to be a little more happier around him made his heart beat and he gave up.
yet he can't help but smile knowing cartman can't nor won't be able to get in the way of you two like he has with kyle's past relationships.
you're too dumb to notice, or you just don't fucking care.
maybe he likes you because your so naive in a way.
either way his head spins and his heart begins to explode with every passing day, his desire to be around you intensifying.
"Who would've thought that you of all people would be interested, let alone falling for Y/N of all people." Stan teased with a chuckle gulping down his soda.
Kyle rolled his eyes taking a sip of his own drink, "Me neither."
"Probably because you're too up your ass." Kenny joked with a grin throwing his bottle at Kyle's head.
everything you did was intoxicating to him, he couldn't breath.
the way you would plop yourself up on his desk your chest a little too close to his face, the urge to just plant his hands on your waist becoming all the prominent in his mind.
the way you'd link your arms with his as you walked through the halls, not paying anyone but him attention.
the way you'd just grab his hands without any notice and start playing with them sent shivers of delight down his body.
he lowkey feels like he's on drugs.
and when you start getting along with his brother? its over, he officially fallen head over heels for you.
and once again i give you a romance trope. bimbo pretty girl with the nerdy hot boy. MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN PEOPLE-
and when you started full on flirting with him he thought he'd die.
"You're so handsome Ky..." You murmur with a smile placing your hands on his shoulders, rubbing them slightly.
"You're making me go crazy." He groaned into your neck, wrapping his arms around your waist to bring you closer.
You giggled wrapping your arms around his neck to bring him closer, "Am I now?"
he's so interested in the gossip, like actually.
at first, he was iffy when you started telling people's drama but after a while, he was fully invested in these fucking plot lines.
somehow managing to get him to skip class, lord knows how.
oh he turns into such a "rebel" at times with you, maybe even lets you make out with him in the most obvious but not places.
bro starts getting real bold really fast though, calls you angel, precious, darling and all these other things.
confidently just starts bragging to all his friends about having you wrapped around his finger (even tho its also the other way around)
makes a living off of tutoring and dedicates half of it to you.
his dad is also somewhat rich, the guys a lawyer, he probably makes bank and gives allowances to his kids.
"What do you think?" You questioned walking out of the changing room, doing a little twirl before looking at yourself in the mirror to see if you were liking the look.
"Divine." Was all he could say giving you a thumbs up, looking anywhere but your face, watching as your dress began to hike up to your ass due to how tight it was.
"Really?" You questioned happily turning back to him.
He smiled with a laugh. "Really, you look beautiful angel."
you so totally got him into haircare and skin care.
you thought kyle was good looking before? he's looking like an angel sent from heaven a few weeks after consistent care.
you also some how manage to get him to drive you anywhere you wanted for lunch, of course, to study.
loves loves loves getting you to play basketball with him.
lord have mercy on him when you start running. the man is gone.
he'll help show you how to shoot a shot coming up behind you letting his arms go all over you with a smirk.
and god knows what happens when you full on just start making actual moves, actual meaning risky moves.
"Mmmm, Kyle can we go home." You whined, tugging him away from his friends. "Please? 'M so bored watching this."
Kyle sighed kissing your lips lightly, "Soon precious. We're almost done with the match."
You pouted letting your hands go under his shirt to draw circles on his stomach. "Please Ky?"
Kyle paused sucking in a breath taking a look at the other guys who to engrossed in playing basketball before looking at you. "Angel."
"Let's go..." You demanded with an innocent smile, letting your hands fall lower and lower.
Kyle groaned, "The things you do to me, let's go."
Hii I was wondering if I could be added for the tag list on the Kenny superhero smau?
I really enjoy it so much!! Every time I come on tumblr, I check your blog for new posts and god u ate every single time!! Especially rn with the love triangle (?) I love when the love interests has competition 😫😫. I just hope Y/N chooses who’s good for them 👀👀
LMAOOOOO TY BB, im sure we all know who y/n is going to choose to make her oh so happy.... OR IS SHE? DUN DUN DUN
thank you tho, i do cook my stories as well as i can tehe 🤭
THE PLOT; in which the cast of south park falls for the local new girl, who admittedly, is a beautifully dumb bimbo.
meaning ✧ tending to attract; enticing.
song inspo ✧ camel by camel , sandy marton
tags. suggestive themes, [tba].
☆ 🗒️ — notes
★ this is for fun! don’t take anything seriously.
★ sporadic updates, no set time or day.
★ not all characters will be in this, so sorry if your favorite isn’t.
★ there is a taglist, feel free to let me know if you’d like to be added!
ꕤ 🎀 — the lovers
1. AIRHEAD (pt. 2 coming), stan marsh.
2. SMARTIES , kyle broflovski.
3. PUSH POP , scott tenorman.
4. BUBBLE POP , kenny mccormick.
5. JOLLY RANCHER , eric cartman.
6. POKY , jimmy valmer.
7. KINDER , butter stotch.
MORE TO BE DECIDED.
☼ 🌸 — requests
if you want a certain character just reply to this post, I'll even make part twos! never part thress, by then i'll have run out of ideas lmao.
i hope you enjoy the show, and let’s all have fun!! <3
➜ in which ! kyle enters the world of lush and beauty.
💌 ﹫kyle broflovski.
✩ 🎸 warnings﹗none.
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i need to get my lush life together tbh
kyle never was that interested in skincare or beauty if we're being real here, seriously guys, be honest.
of course he takes care of his hair but, very minimal.
so when he starts dating you and is invited for a sleepover at yours, he's beyond shocked at what he witnessed in your bathroom.
"Why do you have so much stuff." He murmured in disbelief, jaw dropped at the sight of your bathroom.
You laughed pulling out two face masks. "It makes me feel good, I feel accomplished and it makes me feel pretty."
He rolled his eyes, "I don't think you need all that though."
"Probably," You joked pushing him so he was sitting on the toilet, walking between his legs to start putting on his face mask, "But it's fun, it's cool, and it's trendy. And you feel like you aged down 50 years so I say that's a win."
"Oh really?" He questioned, his arms dragging you closer to him by your waist, giving you a kiss on your collarbone. "We'll see about that."
and see he did.
usually he would just, not do this. like he would just refuse.
but something about the way you just lit up whenever he let you do something had his heart melting.
so he let you put all kinds of products on his face, and tbh, took note of what might work, for research purposes ofc.
you even managed to get him to realize how bad his hair is and how he needs to bring it to its glory. lord knows how much he needed your advice on that one.
one of the main reasons he let you do this though, was because of how close you would get to him.
he loves you. which means he loves being around.
so the fact that you're so up and close to him most of the time sends butterflies to his stomach and almost gets him to giggle.
if you're standing while he sits, he'll let his hands rest at your hips to circle them or draw/write things into your skin.
extra points; he kisses any skin he sees to make you flustered.
extra extra points; you sitting in his lap so whenever he wants hell just start kissing your neck, whispering sweet nothings.
this whole ordeal lasts fucking hours. let's say you start at like 7, this shit will take up until 11 or 12.
why? either you two get distracted talking about gossip or kyle is being dramatic and refuses to do something.
"Do I have to?" He questioned with a raised eyebrow, watching you take out your nail equipment.
"Yeah, your nails are horrendous to look at. You have some hot hands, they can be even hotter with good nails." You explained with a smirk, "And it's not like I'm going to color them unless you want me to."
"... What colors do you have?"
ended up not doing any color nail polish sadly, one day you'll get him though. don't worry, time is unlimited.
"All this... for a bath." He uttered turning to you in shock seeing what you had laid out for him.
He tilted his head as he watched the bath continue to steam up. Looking to the end of the bath he realized there was a stool with a few things on it.
For one, his favorite drink was in a wine bottle. Ice and mini umbrella included. Then there was a radio with old classic hits playing, some grapes, a lit vanilla candle, and a bunch of different varieties of bath bombs.
All this, for a bath.
You simply smiled, "Welcome to the lavish life."
he will be doing this at home any chance he gets.
or he'll just go over to your place. either which works.
you tried for funsies to try and do his makeup and he simply refused knowing it would somehow get passed around.
but, he wanted to do your hair to see if he was any good (totally not bc he wanted to do it for you every day in case you didn't want to). and how could you deny your boyfriend?
you started off with braids and he was surprisingly good at it for his first time. a few mistakes but overall pretty good.
this is just a silly lil thing but i imagine the two of you listening to barbie, specifically can you keep a secret while doing your routine.
NO ACTUALLY I LIED, IT WOULD BE FABULOUS, SHARPAY EVANS. JUST IMAGINE DANCING TO THAT SONG IN FRONT OF MIRROR OH LORD. KYLE GOING ALL SASSY-
by the end of the night, he feels like a new man.
he's never, and in his words, "felt so clean"
"So...." Kyle murmured climbing onto the bed to lay his head on your chest.
You smiled immediately letting your hands play with his curls, "Hmm?"
me when i wanna make airhead pt. 2 but i also wanna make airhead kyle version but also i wanna make airhead scott tenroman version but i also wanna make airhead liane version but i wanna make airhead kenny version- LORD HAVE MERCY