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@alotofmints
I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
Apparently this is how I behave at work. I'm either seen every 5 minutes or hiding in my cube. There's no in between
"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
edward elric’s disgust toward milk is funnier when you remember he willingly ate bugs and his own shoe
Sassy Aang is everything
I’m Onto You
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Prompt by @lanakoiz. “What are your intentions?” Thank you! I hope that you enjoy this! I had a blast writing it!
It was not, in any way, that Roy hated the dog. On the contrary, Colonel Roy Mustang loved dogs in general. It wasn’t the presence, the whining, or the incessant pitter-patter of the puppy that bothered him. It wasn’t much different than his group of officers anyway. It was the fact that it was her dog. It wasn’t Havoc’s dog or Falman’s dog, it was his Lieutenant’s dog. The dog that she took home, that lived with her, that she petted and cared for. It was the small innocent puppy that followed her around with the utmost loyalty and dedication; what dedication that a puppy could have, that is. But she adored the dog enough to shower it with sweet words, and treats, as well as a soft bed under her desk to nap in. There was not one thing anyone could say to object to the puppy’s presence, not even Roy.
In the late afternoon, everyone had dispersed their ways and their own duties. It was a great time for him to catch an hour of sleep. He put his feet on the table as Lieutenant Hawkeye gathered her things. He twirled a pen in his hand with a grin as he watched her work. She was looking rather beautiful that day, not that he could ever admit. But he could admire her from afar. He watched as the hair in her clip swayed as she put water in her Hayate’s bowl. She rubbed her face, looking over a few more papers, putting it in a folder. Wait, she was filling Hayate’s bowl?
“I’m leaving Black Hayate here, Sir. Will you please watch him?”
Roy’s feet fell off the desk as his mouth fell open. He was far from an appropriate babysitter.
“I won’t be gone that long,” she said with an eye roll at his reaction. “He just needs to go out at three.” She bent over, giving the puppy an affectionate rough pet between the ears. “I’m sure this isn’t above your capabilities.”
He blinked, snapping his dry mouth. “Why can’t you take him,” he asked, trying to be casual, not wanting her to hear the anxiety in his voice.
“Because,” she said as she walked towards the door, the puppy still at her heels. “Lieutenant Berns hates dogs.”
Roy snorted. He stood up as he walked towards the door, looking down at the puppy who wagged its tail at his boots. “You’re keeping me from a nap,” he muttered to Hayate, but he just smiled back at him.
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"I for one, am a fan of arson!"
yall aint getting any context
Because Coach Q was posing like the Panthers logo
She had been excited to go. Her smile couldn’t have been brighter. She was adamant about buying a home team shirt, which she still had somewhere. He could see the green baseball field behind her. He remembered buying premium seats. He stood next to her, his chest puffed out, grinning proudly with his arm wrapped around her.
fyi this drunk idiot loves his wife
It’s a dangerous business…going out of your door.
You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.
Headcanons - Conversing with Canines
One of the reasons that it is fortunate that Riza doesn’t drink very often is that it brings out in her a tendency to hold full conversations with Hayate. Most of the time, it’s one-sided.
There was one instance that Roy witnessed, when Riza told Hayate to get down off of the bed. He obeyed, but with a disappointed little howl. There then followed a conversation of Riza explaining to her dog how there wasn’t room for two humans and a dog on the bed and how he had his own bed or could sleep literally anywhere else that he chose. This was punctuated by more grouchy howling and Roy laughing at both of them.
Hey guys. I’m opening up “reward fics” for my ko-fi page again. Dave and I literally have $10 in the bank and desperately need food, meds, etc.
How it works: 1 coffee = 300 word “thank you” fic
Just leave a message there or pm me here with what you would like to have written. More coffees equal more words for one fic or multiple fics - your choice!
Please share if you can. We keep getting hit by unexpected expenses, and it’s drained us.
Also, my shop (branchesintertwined.etsy.com) is running a 20% off sale, if anyone is interested.
Thanks in advance. Leah
Does the team ever compete for Riza’s attention?
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! I tried to have this up by midnight but thaaaaaaaat didnt happen. AT LEAST ITS STILL NEW YEARS! Speed painted the shit outta this, biggest project I have even done on my tablet! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Balalaika cracks my ass up.
Starting the year with my favorite meme! What a way to begin! HELLO 2018!
If I fits, I sits