Nasty Nastya

We are all illuminated

[the-winterbucky]

Daniel Craig and Ben Whishaw

[alpha-dog-2000]

England NT: Kingsman!AU

Gareth Southgate as Galahad

Jordan Pickford as Eggsy

Gary Lineker as Merlin

[alpha-dog-2000]

watching soccer

normal people: great pass

me: woooowwww these eyes are incredible did you really see him like no no this is just fucking awesome i'm proud

normal people: they really have to win today

me: if we don't win today we could also leave this league and this country and this world we would never win any match again so pls do it boys pls do it for the existence of our club

normal people: it would be sad if he leave

me: you really want me to handle this kind of pain?!?!? i am not able to and so you better just stay at the place you are and don't break thousands of hearts, i'm not ready for a disaster like this

normal people: oh the match will begin in 10 minutes

me: what do you mean i have only 8 hours left?!?!? how am i supposed to prepare myself for this catastrophe in only 8 hours do you want to kidding me in need more time it's not as easy as it looks like to get emotional ready

[alpha-dog-2000]

Two variants of my Dirk Gently DW!AU aesthetic

Couldn´t decide what colour Dirk´s hair is, so still not ginger :D

[holistic-assistant]

Some Dirk Gently Valentines Cards!

I saw a few of these around and decided to contribute.

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[weavemama]

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

a full ever after of good luck

[niklassule]

beginner’s guide to the bundesliga

[woodyinholover]

END OF AN ERA!! 

[foodball]

Our bench is the best team 

[ldlwlgpl]

[fcbayernusa]

Why does he dress so great casually???😭 the guys I know can’t even coordinate basic outfits

[dxbayern]

[neuxr]

me @ bayern 

[alpha-dog-2000]

One year has passed, and here I am with a new portion of my Valentine’s Day cards! Enjoy and share :)

Love you all, football people ♥

[miasankimmich-deactivated201901]

❤

[alpha-dog-2000]

Someone: What's your favorite position?

Me: On top of the league

[fcbayernusa]

Neuer takes being a dad on the pitch very seriously… after all, it takes a lot to be one of the worlds best goalkeepers (regardless of what UEFA thinks 😒 ), as well as keeping the kids in line… it’s a hard job.

there are times when they don’t want to do their chores and he has to push them to do them. sometimes quite literally.

sometimes the kids are so disobedient and annoying…like what’s he supposed to do???

and some days its just plain exhausting.

when folks say that being a dad must be easy because his family seems so good and well-behaved, he’s just like

and if they behave too badly, he takes their football and say with it they can’t play for the rest of the day.

sometimes they won’t be quiet

and they start acting up in public and he gives them “the look”.

But at the end of the day, he has a great, funny, wonderful family and they all love him!!

(sorry for such a long post…its thanksgiving break, ya’ll!)