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Chloe - 22 - Canada

[imposterogers]

some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license?

steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no

[imposterogers]

the cop, flustered, about to pass out, staring as his notepad: how long have u….. drive….. no license… illegal???

steve, a little shit, slowly driving away to avoid conflict: since,,,, world war…. two

the cop lets him go. he’s forgotten all his training. its a hopeless situation. when he gets back to the station everyone laughs in his face. he’s humiliated. captain america doesn’t have a license???? preposterous!!!

steve’s done it again, he’s beaten the system.

[st-pam]

[rosadiiiaz-deactivated20181223]

why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time

[rickgrimesbabyface]

Doug Judy is better than Loki in every conceivable way

[luxury-loki]

Banner: Who is he again?

Loki: Thanos? Basically he’s extremely dangerous, will kill anyone who crosses him, and wields an infinity stone which makes him one of, possibly the most, powerful being in the entire universe.

…anyway, so when I say “we have a hulk” you’re gonna come in and just beat the shit out of him yeah?

Banner:

[foggysuggestion]

hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!

[valdomarx]

Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[wondersmith-and-sons]

i’m sorry

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Don’t apologise for greatness

[comicbookuniversity]

[shinynz]

[narrow-fellow]

[10knotes]

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

[senatorgana]

incorrect sw

[pro-diversity]

english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?

me:

[filmsoundtracks-moved]

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[oldcoyote]

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

This is the single greatest meme in the history of the Internet everyone can stop making memes now we don’t need any more ever again

[thesanityclause]

I think I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care it’s just pure gospel

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[entirely-irrational]