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carp ☆ they/she ☆ i draw and animate

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happy pride

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anyone else in hell being eaten alive from the inside out rn

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i need to blow my brains out

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having the absolute time of my life right now never better. yes of course i exist why do u ask

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my feelings matter my thoughts matter im a real person my feelings matter my thoughts matter im a real person my feelings matter my thoughts matter im a real person maybe if i say it enough times it’ll become true. does anyone have a spare hydraulic press lying around. i want to give up

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having the absolute time of my life right now never better. yes of course i exist why do u ask

[yuukei-yikes]

im sorry i died.... xD

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

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I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

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#i cannot be listening to music or watching tv in my own home!!

If anyone sees me reading a book they will hunt me for sport

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im so tired i feel i’d do better to lay in the ground to rot, the worms and bacteria would get more use outta my gray cells than im capable of. i can’t do nothin for no one either. nothing is anything

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why keep living if i can’t even keep one or two friendships together? is this the reason my mind has been persuading me i can find things to do and see and be happy on my own, to avoid this question? i can’t really tell. i don’t really care. how come everything is always a bit out of focus? why can i hardly think or feel anything so much of the time? we’ll be right back after this commercial

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i sound so juvenile and so old at the same time :/

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im so tired i feel i’d do better to lay in the ground to rot, the worms and bacteria would get more use outta my gray cells than im capable of. i can’t do nothin for no one either. nothing is anything

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why keep living if i can’t even keep one or two friendships together? is this the reason my mind has been persuading me i can find things to do and see and be happy on my own, to avoid this question? i can’t really tell. i don’t really care. how come everything is always a bit out of focus? why can i hardly think or feel anything so much of the time? we’ll be right back after this commercial

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im so tired i feel i’d do better to lay in the ground to rot, the worms and bacteria would get more use outta my gray cells than im capable of. i can’t do nothin for no one either. nothing is anything

[hamletthedane]

I got this question wrong twice in my HR training module because it specifically instructs not to use “random letters and numbers” as a password.

Obviously, I should have recognized that “swb0B@tc8bcit9” was not random gibberish. It’s clearly an acronym for the last line of The Great Gatsby.

Silly me.

[woeberam]

「But don’t look back in anger」

I heard you say

[saffronsupper]

While I’m talking about film, I wanna shoutout Ladri di Saponette by Maurizio Nichetti, a criminally underrated Italian absurdist pastiche comedy from the 80s that spoofs Ladri di Biciclette, a genre-defining neorealist film from the 40s.

It depicts a director (Nichetti himself) who is promoting his eponymous film, a more pessimistic and consumerist-tainted Ladri di Biciclete. He stumbles through a TV studio that’s screening his film, with some slapstick. However, his film is interlaid with advertisements that begin to bleed into the film and change the plot, as the layers of reality blur. The desperate director must then enter his own story to try to salvage the narrative.

It has multiple nested plots, including a family in a living room watching the broadcast on their TV, paying very little attention to the chaos unfolding onscreen.

It’s a reflection on how we consume media, how we make art, the changing character of Italian cinema, and the effects that consumerism has had on these subjects.

It’s also just really funny and has an awesome ending.

[zeddyzi]

Forgot to post this here but Ramshackle episode 2 is officially being worked on so y'all can stop bugging me abt it now :)

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