Howlin' at the moon

[teenwolf]

OMG OMG OMG OMG. THEY MADE UP. IM CRYING. 

[teenwolf]

They TRIED it. 

[teenwolf]

FAIL lol

[alphaiisms-blog]

Starter call for AFTER the episode.

My muse has been kidnapped for experimental 'research.' After months of searching, yours has finally found mine. How does your muse react to the condition mine is in?

Send me, "its way past your bedtime" for your muse to walk in at 3:37 in the morning to find my muse isn't asleep.

[alphaiisms-blog]

Unrequited Love & Heartbreak

"Are you really that fucking blind?"

"I'm the one's that's always been there for you, not him/her!"

"I'm in love with you."

"I think I love you."

"I never loved you."

"Can we pretend you didn't say that?"

"Can we pretend I didn't say that?"

"I don't feel the same way."

"I think we should just be friends."

"It's so obvious that you like him/her."

"Can you stop talking about him/her?"

"You know I like/love you, and I'm trying to forget that, but you make it pretty difficult to do that by talking about him/her every time we speak."

"Every time I try to move on, you're right there."

"Stop leading me on."

"You're playing with me."

"I never thought we'd have a last kiss."

"I'm tired of being your doormat."

"Take a chance on me."

"Can I kiss you?"

"I'm tired of being your second choice."

"I'm not even your second choice, I'm not even in the top ten to you!"

"I can't keep pretending that I don't care."

"I was in love with you and you took advantage of it."

"I kinda wanna be more than friends."

"Have you ever stopped to think I have feelings, too?"

"It's pretty shitty how you think you're entitled to have a relationship with me because we're friends."

"Just let me go."

"I regret every time I've said I love you."

"All I've ever learned from love is that someone is always gets fucked someone over."

"Have you ever been in love?"

"I don't believe in love."

"I don't wanna get hurt."

"I'm not gonna hurt you."

"I can't do this anymore."

"You broke my heart."

"Please don't leave me."

"It's over."

"I can't erase you."

[alphaiisms-blog]

Like this and we’ll go through your meme tag and send you things?

[jesperfahey]

[fiirstchimera-deactivated201605]

@alphaiisms || liked for an episode based starter

   “this can’’t be real, i killed you! how are you here right now?”

[alphaiisms-blog]

“Looks like I’m a survivor after all, however, I’m not dead and you aren’t getting my pack.”

[argentleader-a]

“How about starting with how the hell did you come back to life?!”

[alphaiisms-blog]

“My mom. She didn’t give up...I don’t know for sure. I just heard her and I forced myself to wake up.”

[anonworldd-blog]

cutie phoebe tonkin icons, like if using

[wildlingmalia]

“You didn’t have too. It was obvious. He was your friend first. Your first pack member first. He’ll always be with you or the pack and where does that leave me? Alone. That’s where.” It hurt so much, like her inside were ripping apart. It wasn’t even just the feeling of losing Stiles, it was the feeling of losing her pack, her family. Cause lets face it, in a choice between hanging out with her or Stiles, they’d always choose Stiles. “Nothing will make this easier. I’ve lost my anchor.”

[alphaiisms-blog]

“I’m not going to choose between you and Stiles, Malia, once apart of the pack, always part of the pack. We’re friends too, even if we haven’t spent much time together. You aren’t alone, okay? You still have me.”He offered, he wasn’t going to leave her alone, in all truth he felt like he was loosing everyone as well. “I know how it feels to loose your Anchor - Allison...she was my anchor and I lost her, but you know what? My mom had a few wise words for me, be your own anchor. It’s different for everyone - but I can try to help.”

[argentleader-a]

@alphaiisms

“Scott do you want to tell me what the hell is going on?!”

[alphaiisms-blog]

“--I would but I don’t even know where to start.”

[ofeichenisms]

“I’m mad at you for your irrational decisions and how you handled the entire Corey situation. Doesn’t change what you mean to me, Scott.”

[alphaiisms-blog]

“I’ll admit that wasn’t my finest moment I was stressed but I know that doesn’t excuse it.”

[wildlingmalia]

“But you don’t really want me to be a part of the pack because it makes him uncomfortable?” Malia looked away form him and moved to sit on the porch steps. “I et it, you can go now.”

[alphaiisms-blog]

“I never said that, okay? I’m just saying that maybe we should try to avoid you two seeing each other - as much as we can right now.”Scott tried to explain as he sat down beside her. “I’m trying to make this easier.”

[alphaiisms-blog]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.