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@shinyjolteon | fuck with me and my perfect vagina biome

[alphajolteon]

@shinyjolteon up close & personal

[pepsiprincesa]

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

[roslips]

There’s people who have war in their countries

[pepsiprincesa]

and i have a blunt with no pepsi 

[alphajolteon]

when a beloved mutual reblogs one of ur posts thats already getting a ton of notes its likr they came up on u getting publicly stoned, laughed, and then started throwing rocks at u with them

[mossworm]

home ownership pro-tip: you can pay a guy with a dump truck to deliver sand to your house. then you will have a lot of sand

[starrynet]

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[omruc]

whatever enjoy fat sexy man Sunday or log off

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[alphajolteon]

just had 3 nightmares in a row about my wife leaving me and every single time i woke up distressed, did an activity to reset my brain, and i went directly back to the same EXACT nightmare in the same EXACT place i left off. i cant tell if this is an omen, a warning, or if some poor version of me out there is having the worst fucking waking life possible and yearning to crawl back into MY life the second we both go to sleep

[sugarcoatedsayaka-blog]

STOP WITH THE ADVENTURE TIME SPOILERS

I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET BECAUSE MY DERP PARENTS ARE WATCHING TV

[fairyinthetrees]

hi hello i am online and ready to bother you

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[alphajolteon]

kids nowadays know Nothing about the jumprope craze of the late 90s to 2000s

[tincansamurai]

if you put a bunch of vaseline on your chest and then you eat some chips shirtless you can experience something gross and disgusting

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[dsm-v]

gay boys holla