The Fun In Funeral

haha thats sick dude

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[alphalized]

girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

[sjp]

list of things she did: 1. that

[sridevi]

she really did!

[lizzysmart-deactivated20190331]

yes mami

[nickiminay-deactivated20160830]

PLEASE WATCH

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me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

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me: look at this meme real quick

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

when a mutual’s post gets notes because you reblogged it

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

[whatsliferotfl]

[alphalized]

lady: yes i was wondering if you could tell me when my boyfriend will propose :)

me, pretending to be a fortune teller because i'm being chased by a monster a la scooby doo and i ran into the fortune teller's booth at this carnival and disguised myself so the monster would be confused but then a lady came in and paid me to tell her fortune thinking i was the fortune teller to begin with: dump him

[paprika]

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

[onlytwitterpics]

[alphalized]

me: *is faced with a distressing situation*

brain: *shuts down*

me: no maybe we should actually deal with this

brain: ✔️read 7:26pm

[c-ptsdofficial]

“Do I Like You Back Or Am I Idealizing You For Giving Me Attention” a 300 page research paper by me

[demoneeho-deactivated20130913]

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

[francieum-blog]

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

[zechv]

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

i have weird fetish:/

my fetish is being a bitch

[lovedrought]

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself