[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stupidcoffeebaby]

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nico-di-angelato]

when ur friend is watching one of ur fav tv shows but u dont wanna give away any spoilers 

[jesusthelastairbender]

[boingo1994-deactivated20210426]

why did they have to word it like that….

[laughparty]

keep an eye on your man..or else the next thing u know he’s having H2O for dinner and dat ass for dessert….

[localstarboy]

[jumex]

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

[mahoufruit]

My kink: watching arrogant people get sent home first on Chopped 😏

[zackisontumblr]

my mom will literally download any app

[dr3am-brother]

[trolltina]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Caffeinated water

[loganlerman]

accurate

[awwww-cute]

[tamagotchi]

It’s not plugged in dumbass

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

leave him the fuck alone