i do a thing called what i want

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daayaan:

“How’s it feel?” She asked, grinning. “Being outpunned by a Hufflepuff?” Giggling, she added: “Don’t worry though. We can go for a rematch any time. Just call it. I’ll be there; need to keep up my pun skills and all that jazz.” What? Didn’t the winner get ‘epic bragging rights’ or something akin to that?

“A bit embarrassing,” He said jokingly, running a hand through his dark curls. “Being ‘punny’ isn’t exactly a Slytherin trait though. It’s a shame.”He couldn’t help the grin from spreading across his face. “Oh, it’s on,” He replied with a competitive glint in his eye. “You better be on your guard because I might take your crown.”

happyfoxofthecloudtemple-blog

Reading is fundamental || ジェームズと悆狐。

#happyfoxofthecloudtemple #ch:yoko #{ooc: ahh i know exactly how she feels poor thing #also is james on product placement for george for gods sake}

happyfoxofthecloudtemple:

“Doing just fine Narcissus.” She smiled at him. There was really no point in even trying to be civil given the kind of state she was in.

As if doing the assignment wasn’t bad enough, they were with the students who got lumped into studying amormentia. She’d have killed for felix felicis, even the draught of living death would have made her happy. But no, oh no. It had to be the one thing that made her the most uncomfortable.

“So how much do you know about this bloody abomination of a potion…” She opened her copy of advanced potion-making.

He threw his eyes to the heavens when she used the nickname she had thought up for him when they had first met. Just because he prefers to spend that little bit extra on his hair does not make him narcissistic. Anyway, if he did leave the Slytherin common room without having done his hair, his confidence levels would be lower than usual but he wouldn’t let anyone see that, of course.

James let out a huff. He really hoped Yoko was good at potions because he hadn’t got a hope in hell. Amortentia was a rather difficult potion to make and it could go wrong really easily and he wasn’t up for embarrassing himself this early in the morning.

“Well, I know that it smells different to each person, depending on what scents they like,” He stated, flicking through the pages of his textbook. “You can also buy it in my uncle’s joke shop. 5 galleons a bottle.” He winked at her, promoting his uncle George’s business shamelessly.

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daayaan:

“It was quite…bat wasn’t it?” She joked. “Did you know that Moliere’s influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted?” Rohini chuckled a little and shifted her weight from one leg to the other. She was quite tempted to ask if he had other jokes in his arsenal but she was enjoying this too much to let it end.

“Just a little,” He laughed in an agreement. As she told her joke, a small laugh escaped his lips. Now it was his turn. He searched his mind for a clever joke to tell but he couldn’t. It seemed he had hit a wall. “I’m trying to think of another pun to tell but I’m all out,” He said with a defeated sigh. “I hate to say it, but you may have won this pun war.”

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Harry Potter Ambient Noise Masterlist

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ambient-mixer:

Some Harry Potter inspired background noises for you all!

Getting to Hogwarts

Platform 9 ¾

Hogwarts Express

Storm On The Hogwarts Express

Hogwarts Express Compartment

Death Eaters - Hogwarts Express

At Hogwarts

Rainy Hogwarts

Hogwarts After Dark

The Great Hall At Hogwarts

Halloween At Hogwarts

Christmas Cheer At Hogwarts

Hogwarts Grounds In Summer

Snape’s Office

McGonagall’s Office

Regan Ravenclaw’s Study

Owlery

Under The Hogwarts Lake

Hogwarts Grounds

The Black Lake

The Forbidden Forest

Working By The Great Lake

These Halls Are No Longer Safe

Quidditch

The Four Houses

Gryffindor

Gryffindor Tower Sounds

Gryffindor Fireplace

Gryffindor Dormitory

Gryffindor Common Room - Rainy

Gryffindor Common Room With Pets

Slytherin

Slytherin Common Room

Slytherin Dormitory

Study Like A Slytherin!

Slytherin Evening

Slytherin Study Room

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff Dormitory

Evening In The Hufflepuff Common Room

Cozy Hufflepuff Common Room

Hufflepuff Common Room w/ Harp

Ravenclaw

Ravenclaw Common Room

Ravenclaw Dormitory

Ravenclaw Window Sill

Ravenclaw Study

Ravenclaw’s Lazy Sunday

Study and Learn

The Perfect Hogwarts Library

Hogwarts Library Realistic

Transfiguration Classroom

Classroom 11

Potions Class

Hogsmeade

Rainy Hogsmeade Afternoon

Three Broomsticks Inn

Madame Puddifoot’s Tea Shop

Hogsmeade Before Christmas

Outside Hogwarts

Malfoy Manor

Breakfast At The Burrow

Shell Cottage

Diagon Alley Shops

Weasley And Weasley

Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes

Leaky Cauldron

The Quidditch World Cup

Reading is fundamental || ジェームズと悆狐。

#happyfoxofthecloudtemple #ch:yoko #{ooc: no i dont mind james strutting at all!#hes going to wind her up so much js #}

happyfoxofthecloudtemple:

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Oh God…

He actually struts…

Of all the people she had to be paired with for this potions assignment…why him? She hadn’t seen him since they’re little stand off. Or when she did, she avoided looking at him as she walked past with her jaw set. It seemed like the odds had been against her since the professor decided that improving Inter-house relations would be a fabulous idea. She’d hoped against hope she’d be paired with Kitty…alas, the professor knew they were already friendly…so she ended up stuck with this stupid peacock.

“すぐに終わしょうだ。。。” She muttered irritably to herself before he came close enough to be in earshot.

James hated potions as it is, and now he was paired with her? Out of the twenty-something students in the class they were put together? Great. He looked forward to hearing the insults that were going to be thrown his way. He chose not to let her see his annoyance at the situation so instead he plastered on his trademark and strutted over to his newly assigned partner.

“Alright, Hufflepuff,” He greeted, plonking himself down onto the empty seat beside her.”How are we doin’ today?”

happyfoxofthecloudtemple:

“Right. Of course. How silly of me.” She dead panned. “Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get back to my dorm before curfew, and so do you. Unless you have plans to fall in love with your reflection in the lake this evening Narcissus.” She didn’t do anything to hide the pleased expression on her face for having made that reference.

“Since when does anyone care about curfew?” He asked, walking with her. “Oh yeah, I forgot. Hufflepuffs don’t know how to live on the wild side. How silly of me.” James was planning on staying out past curfew that night anyway. He had some last minute research to do for a Transfiguration essay that was due in the morning. Thank Merlin for hand-me-down invisibility cloak. He rolled his eyes at her snarky comment. “Ha-ha, you are hilarious,” He muttered with a bitter tone.

#happyfoxofthecloudtemple #ch:yoko #{ooc: these two will be the death of me}

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daayaan:

“Dyed inside?” Rohini responded. At first she didn’t get it but then a light bulb went on: “Oh!” The girl grinned widely. “Good one, good one!” When James started to laugh, she laughed too. “ Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath.”

“Thank you!” He said with a slight bow, relieved when she finally got the joke. When she told her pun, he let out a chuckle and covered his face with his hand. “That was so bad. Or should I say ‘bat’?” He joked, nudging her slightly. “Did you know I used to have a fear of hurdles? I got over it though.”

#happyfoxofthecloudtemple #ch:yoko #{ooc:IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE GIF #but yeah someones gonna die #}

happyfoxofthecloudtemple:

“I brush my hair, put on mascara and some lipstick, that’s all! How long does it take for you to do your hair alone? Or do you end up standing in front of the mirror admiring yourself.” She folded her arms across her chest. That was petty. She knew it was. But if she had to she could always kick his legs out from underneath him and make him look like a fool that way.

James pursed his lips momentarily. He spent at least twenty minutes on his hair every morning but he couldn’t admit to that. He decided to lie. “Like five minutes,” He declared, folding his arms across his chest. “I know, I know. It looks like I spend so much longer on it but I don’t.” Sarcasm oozed off every word he spoke. He glared at her. He had never seen her before today yet she had managed to be the most infuriating person he had ever met.

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daayaan:

“Oh no. No no no no. I have several more. I’m never punned out. Ask anyone. I’m like a mean, lean punning machine!” Ahem… “ Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.” Giggling a little, Rohini nudged him: “Your turn.”

James smiled at her enthusiasm. He had never met someone who was as into puns as much as he was. He let out a snort at her pun before letting his expression become serious as he tried to think of an excellent pun that would impress her. “Here’s one. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor said I was okay but I feel like I’ve dyed inside.” He tried his best to hold in his laughter.

Overprotective || James and Lily

#ooc #ill get back to replies later on!

lilypadpotter:

lily let out a tiny laugh, shaking her head slightly. “i can promise you – it was nothin’, jamie.” she said as her brows furrowed when she looked up at her brother. “you’re bad at making them, then. look — even IF that’s the only thing he would want, that’s REPULSING.” the tiny redhead said, a disgusting look on her face. she didn’t mind the being taken care of. lily hated feeling like she NEEDED to be taken care of, like she couldn’t do it herself. honestly, she’d miss it if it’d ever went away. “i know you won’t, now c’mon. i’m STARVIN’.” lily said, leading them to the great hall.

“Better be,” He grumbled under his breath. A hurt expression flickered across his face for a moment as Lily insulted his ability at making points before it was replaced by a relieved one. “That’s what I like to hear.”

“Me too,” James said with a smile, following his sister into the great hall. He had gotten up late that morning so he hadn’t had time to eat breakfast. But as soon as she turned around James’ smile was replaced with a scowl and he kept his eyes peeled for any signs of the boy Lily was with only minutes ago.

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would anyone like to plot?? i want to get some new threads going!

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THINGS TO REMEMBER ABOUT RP.

it’s not your job to impress anyone - you don’t have to stress about replies - this is not a job - you’re worthy- so what if someone plays the same muse as you? it doesn’t mean they are any better than you - you deserve to be treated with the outmost respect - oc’s are worth your time - crossovers are cool as hell - fandoms = family - ooc life is more important - mental & physical health is really oober important - thanks for tagging triggers - thanks for tagging autoplay - send more compliments rather than negative compliments - don’t let jealousy run your writing - just love each other, okay??

hissingaspinthegrass

Al and Jamie

#hissingaspinthegrass #ch:albus #{ooc: i decided to put it under a read more just because it was getting rather long and i didnt want to clog up peoples dashboards!}

hissingaspinthegrass:

“I know very well you couldn’t but you should’ve given warning. At least let me know that I couldn’t anymore. Not just so abruptly like you did. or ween me off or something. Especially considering you know how I’d react.“ He wants to laugh at the mention of how he kicked his brother. He’s always been kind of a moving sleeper, so to put.”Yeah, Mum’s said that too. Da’s the only one that really tolerates it. Until that one time–” Albus nearly chuckles.”I kicked him in the nuts once when I was sleeping. He didn’t share a bed with me for at least five months. And Gran made him, so that’s why.” He thinks there could be more but he’s not going to ask. He doesn’t want to think of himself as the problem, even though that’s probably the case. He made no other comments about the dates. He hasn’t been on one since the bad one.But, it led him to come out as gay, so something came from it.

“My insults are what they are,” Albus replies and then listens to the snake story again. Honestly, it was the strangest thing he’s ever been in,and it’s even more strange to tell. It felt so natural and everyone in his family made him feel like he was possessed or something. “And I really did like snakes. I even bought a plush snake from that trip. I’m sure you’ve recalled Hissy.” He wasn’t very creative with his plush names but, he guesses his young age is the best excuse. Hissy Hooty and Iggy–yeah, not exactly the best names. He does however, accept his brother’s compliment.

“Thanks, Jamie.” He pushes the tie up some and shakes his head.”Nah, my hair’s getting thick as fuck and long as shit too. Trying to see if I can cool off some.”

It’s a less serious action before they go back into the serious topic. His social disorder has always been a weak spot for him. He’d never really understood why he was the way he was and he never liked telling that he actually had to go to a therapist as a child just so he could be taught what most children his age already knew. He also didn’t like people thinking he was a spoiled brat with no manners, and it wasn’t some disorder. That it was all out of attention. He nods to his brother, because talking in civilized manner sounds strange. “I’m much better with it than when I first was. It just sucks that people think i’m being an arse when it’s just me trying to process basic shit most humans can.” it frustrates him quite a bit knowing that many often mistake his social issues are him being rude when in reality he’s trying to grasp the feeling. Though he does have to admit at least he actually knows compared to when he was four and looked at a person and couldn’t see any emotions regardless of what they were.

“Everyone tried. Therapy was the only thing that worked.”

“Yeah I know I could have handled it better,” He said, agreeing with his brother. “But I was younger I didn’t know what I was doing then.” James let out a small laugh as Albus shared the memory. “I can’t really blame him.” He said with a wince, knowing all too well what a kick to the balls felt like.

“Yeah I remember your toy,” He replied, wanting to smile at Albus’ lack of creativity for cuddly toy names. “You brought it everywhere. I’m pretty sure you brought it to Hogwarts in 1st year.” James didn’t know if this was true or not but he wouldn’t have been surprised. He nodded at his brother when he accepted his compliment.

“I’d be on my guard if I were you. Gran is probably hunting you down with a pair of scissors in her hand.”

James nodded as his brother spoke. He was awful when it came to serious situations. He never knew what to say or do. That’s why he tended to turn everything into a joke because he didn’t know how to deal with it otherwise. He wasn’t going to turn this situation into a joke because he could see how vulnerable Albus was at the moment. “Yeah, you have gotten better,” He agreed, and he truly meant it. Albus has made great progress in social situations since he was a kid and the improvement was evident. James’ lips formed a hard line and he put his hand on his brother’s shoulder.

“At least we found something that helped, I guess.”

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daayaan:

“Nerdy or not, it’s one of the best puns I’ve heard. Hence me remembering it and telling you.”

Everybody else normally told her to piss off too; it seemed that people were not into puns as much as they used to, nowadays, or maybe James and her were the only two people with an ounce of humor in their systems left. “Uhm…sign language? ‘Cause you use your hands for that, y’know?”

“That’s very true,” He replied,nodding his head in agreement.

James’smile shifted into a frown when she stated the correct punch line to his joke. Dammit. He thought he would be able to impress her with that one. “Yeah that’s it,” He said with a bob of his head. Maybe he was the one who needed to step up his pun game. “Got any more or are you all punned out?”