i showed u im inhuman pls respond

Oath of the Bit paladin. he/him twitch.tv/alphcitrus

[alphcitrus]

important news: him

[elegantwolves]

by Manfred

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[nimcest]

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

[alphcitrus]

Cornetto McFlurry is a beautiful name for a dnd character

[gutsandeverythingg]

i wish there was some kind of picture featuring a wolf and a lamb/bunny and it would be some sort of metaphore. like i just think it would be badass but i,m probably alone in this niche. nobody likes this

[gutsandeverythingg]

im probably fucked in the head

[alphcitrus]

I FORGOT MY TAV LOOKED LIKE THAT

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[alphcitrus]

top 10 musical theatre characters

1. that guy in Skid Row (Downtown) who says slop like That

2. ?

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling

[carmaander]

how diplomatic of them...

[kkamikk]

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[alphcitrus]

i wasnt the hugest fan of iron lung but it did introduce me to that radiohead song through an edit so I'll give it that

[viny-kun]

Final Dungeon Fantasy! Which one would you like to play?

Started this project over a month ago, before the class announcement in Revelations, bus I really wanted to draw this crossover between FF7 and DnD

[alphcitrus]

I deserve to kill whoever designed sinuses to work like that. why do my teeth hurt cause I brushed my cat

[targetedknowledge]