and the water dried up

kurt|🏳️‍🌈|25|they/it|white

[hairy-belly]

[paninipixe]

Upside down

[segamascott]

[nayohme]

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

[nayohme]

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

[threedollarsdotcom]

our plug is named hi

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[askboxmemes]

These are actually good questions.

the person i like and why i like them.

a famous person i’ve been compared to.

5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.

the best thing that has happened to me this week.

weird things i do when i’m alone.

how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.

things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.

my last night out in detail.

something that makes me sad when i think about it.

something i’ve lied about.

would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.

something i’m currently worrying about.

one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.

something i do without realising.

lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.

a drunken story.

something i regret.

post a picture of myself.

my longest relationship and who it was with.

press ctrl v and post.

post a bit of my last IM convo.

5 things i want to change.

my view on being tumblr famous.

someone i’d like to be for a day and why.

5 things within touching distance.

story of my first kiss.

[neverwonderneverremember]

who wants to help me celebrate

[neverwonderneverremember]

folks it's that time of year again

[neverwonderneverremember]

hope you've figured out your femboy logistics because it's time once more

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[versacemom]

*touches the tip of you raging, rock hard boner* “boop”

[dogpuppy]

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[rslashrats]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[tooth-sucker]

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

[kristina100000]

if you got a problem with me its your probble