and the water dried up

kurt|🏳️‍🌈|25|they/it|white

[hairy-belly]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[retroactivebakeries]

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

[maustown]

[capacity2]

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

[grumelot123]

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

[capacity2]

Girl whatever

[grumelot123]

wait what did i do? im sorry

[capacity2]

It’s okay

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

tumblr's next feature is letting you smell your mutuals' armpits. you cannot turn this feature off

[waynekiller]

picture that sends me and my bf into hysterics

[honey-fire]

My dad was eating pistachios so I reached my hand out and he just started peeling them and giving them to me. Then suddenly went “I really hope you find someone who loves you a lot” and I went “enough to peel my pistachios for me?” And he laughed and said “yeah exactly” before carrying on giving me more

[peopleareaproblem]

The Raincoat

by Ada Limón

When the doctor suggested surgery

and a brace for all my youngest years,

my parents scrambled to take me

to massage therapy, deep tissue work,

osteopathy, and soon my crooked spine

unspooled a bit, I could breathe again,

and move more in a body unclouded

by pain. My mom would tell me to sing

songs to her the whole forty-five minute

drive to Middle Two Rock Road and forty-

five minutes back from physical therapy.

She’d say, even my voice sounded unfettered

by my spine afterward. So I sang and sang,

because I thought she liked it. I never

asked her what she gave up to drive me,

or how her day was before this chore. Today,

at her age, I was driving myself home from yet

another spine appointment, singing along

to some maudlin but solid song on the radio,

and I saw a mom take her raincoat off

and give it to her young daughter when

a storm took over the afternoon. My god,

I thought, my whole life I’ve been under her

raincoat thinking it was somehow a marvel

that I never got wet.

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[brutorc]

「げきとつ」 "COMBAT"

[tatzelwurming]

“you win some you lose some” Well At This Point I’d Like For Us To Start Winning Some

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[deoxoid]

i often only think about modern music when i think about what my tastes are, but if i really thought about it for longer i think gymnopedie no. 1 is my favorite song of all time.

[midi-wizard]

Gymnopédies no. 1 played at 7-11 as a loitering deterrent

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours