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[alpheatarot]

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hello everybody, it's very nice to meet you. my name is joel (he/him) and i'm a tarot, pendulum and oracle reader. i do readings for guidance, fun and learning purposes.

the purpose of this account is to offer freebies, like free 1 card readings and PACs while also promoting my paid readings. since i'll be doing free readings i won't be able to respond to everyone and i'll probably not feel connected with everyone, but i'll try my best!

i like doing shifting readings, yume/selfship, spiritual guidance and the common stuff like love or career readings. so feel free to ask about anything (1 question per ask!)

ask: open!

paid readings: open!

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BYF !! i post a lot about fandoms and stuff, this is not a blog about spiritual things exclusively, i see it as a personal blog too. :)

[alpheatarot]

Thank you sooo much!! My sister ended up not giving me his number because U quote again “ he is a playaaaa”😂

Shw said maybe in a year or two when he matures lol

Thank you!

bahaha no problem, hope things go well!!

[alpheatarot]

hello! today i’m doing pay what you can (+2USD) readings :) here are my services. feel free to dm me if you have any questions.

[alpheatarot]

are you doing free questions still?

yes!

[alpheatarot]

Hi dear, do you do +18 readings?

hello! i do +18 readings via dms, send me your question if you want! 🫶🏻

[alpheatarot]

Hello there. I'm FA, leo Sun and want to ask about my first kiss please

Thanks a lot 💚🥑

i hope you meant that you wanna know what’ll be like because that’s what i asked lol

i feel like you’ll have your first kiss with someone you already know, like a childhood friend or a classmate, but this is someone you’ve known for quite some time. i see it like in a party or celebration context. :)

[alpheatarot]

Hii! How are you doing?

I would like a reading if thats okay!

Its kinda a funny question but anyways my sister is at a wedding right now and she sent me a text and I quote, “i found you a boyfriend”. She say she got his phone number and I am to text him tomorrow. She fancies herself a matchmaker. My question is, would jt be a good idea to text him? I mean would it turn to something?😂

Its stupid I know

Thank you!

Im kh, cancer sun leo rising

there’s no stupid questions so don’t worry about that! i feel like it’d be a good idea to text this person, because you rn feel like “meh, idk if it’s worth it” but the possible future is that you’ll have a great time with this person :) idk if you could develop a romantic relationship but i def see something platonic!!

[alpheatarot]

hii, I'm Ashley pisces sun 💕

For the reading: How people will view me and my future spouse as a couple? Will they approve?

Thank you a lot 🧚‍♀️✨💕

your relationship with your spouse will be very cherished. people will look up to you two and think “that’s the kind of relationship i want”

people will approve your relationship. specially because they’ll see how many challenges you two can overcome.

[alpheatarot]

hi, i'm here for your free reading.

by the end of this year and the beginning of next year, what will my life be like?

(hope I have a job). 😭

i'm EF, sun in virgo, moon in gemini and aries rising. - pls and thanks a lot.

hello! thank you for asking🫶🏻 i see you being very happy and satisfied with your life at the end of this year. it seems like you’re gonna start a kind of project and you will rely a lot on teamwork, so it seems like you will have a job if you ask me :) i see you very happy and enjoying this job a lot, making new connections and friends. i even see you meeting a new partner or a very good friend whose company will help you get through your problems and struggles.

hope this helps!

[alpheatarot]

hiii, is there any extra info (like name, emoji, etc.) that's we need to include for the free 1-card readings? ty :)

hello! thank you for asking🫶🏻 all i need is your name/nickname/initials and zodiac sign. and of course if your question involves another person i need that information about them too!

[malama-art]

miku v4c <3

[starreiii]

[azuremist]

Call me an expert on transgender issues, the way that I’m transgender amd. having issues

[saiyanmazen]

From this post.

[bubzterr]

yam 🍠

[alpheatarot]

gumi!!!

[shoobie-doowop]

remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals

[bookshelfdreams]

Also like. when she asks him why he isn’t on a diet. and you just know she has heard this dumb “tip” a million times before (“just go on a diet!” “if you really apply yourself you can easily use x amount of weight!” “you just don’t want it enough!”)

& Dewey just

there’s nothing wrong! with liking food! and being hungry! you don’t need to starve yourself to fit into some bs aesthetic! eat food!

[genovianxprince]

Also that he cited a fat black woman singer specifically as it was the black girl who asked. gave her a direct representation of someone just like herself instead of citing anyone else