#1 alphonso & five stan

oliver/five | they/he/it | aroace lesbian | 16 | nonbinary-transmasc | tua, first kill, the good place | five hargreeves and alphonso hargreeves |@alphiesweater on twitter and ao3 | ~proshippers dni~

[alphiesweater]

check out my ao3, i have an alphonso fic rn and im working on a five one!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[alphiesweater]

i haven’t been on here in forever but hopefully i will be working more on a new fic & posting it soon!

[alphiesweater]

this is my five playlist go listen to it, its very good https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2LMOHrN6l4BGmyO7UVunAl?si=Q_eXi-NkSAqz1kM1o7F_Cg

[alphiesweater]

the shire is burning, so mordor it is.

HES SO

[alphiesweater]

please in s4 have the show explain five’s rapid ageing (due to the shooting times and aidan growing) but i would love to see them play it off as his body catching up to his mind. i would lose it.

[alphiesweater]

they need more bonding time, spreading the five ben bestie agenda

[alphiesweater]

jayme and alphonso twins (real)

[gribouillenotes]

five stans @ five: ok you got your break in s3 you little shit, time to start murdering people again with badass soundtrack playing in the background

[alphiesweater]

five hargreeves shouldve gotten a spree in s3

[alphiesweater]

i know that if Any of the hargreeves met me in real life i would immediately get obliterated. im so obsessed over them i would go insane, they would put me in the basement.

[alphiesweater]

five in s3: im retired

also five in s3: im going to not even take a day off, im going to save the world, go to a wedding, almost die and then get abandoned by my family.

the man never gets breaks, good for him, break him, make him cry.

[alphiesweater]

lila is nonbinary idc ab ur bad takes

[alphiesweater]

how in the balls did i make my layout so perfect

[alphiesweater]

HI FIVE BFF I HOPE YOU GET THIS AND CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO REPLY LMFAO

added rhat pic of joseph bc thats u tryinf to work tumblr

😭😭 HI IM so SO BAD AT THIS

[alphiesweater]

petition for me to give alphonso a big smooch on the forehead

[alphiesweater]

theyre actually so cute they are the besties

[alphiesweater]

if allison hadn’t improvised with the sparrows jayme and alphonso wouldnt be dead because they wouldnt have met at the hotel and harlan wouldnt have gone all ham on them.

tbh i hated her this season not just for that, i get having responses to insane things that happen but also they made her character bitchy the whole season and expected us to forgive her