Exactly what it says on the tin

It's an alt for freaky shit* I'm not brave enough to put on my main. - - - He/him (I am 99% sure), 18, bi (I am about 80% sure). Pro letting people ship/write/draw what they want if it isn't hurting someone. (Also taboo stuff is hot) - - - *And MD. IDK why I don't want to reblog MD stuff to it, I've posted about TADC, TGD, and KOG on it, and MD isn't controversial like DoL is.

[alt4freakyshit]

May as well make an intro/pinned post, so... Hi!

The URL and header should make it clear, but this is a side blog for freaky shit, so minors DNI with this blog.

I write once in a blue moon, want to learn some visual art form to draw the half-formed characters/ideas that are bouncing around in my head but am too self-critical to do it, and follow from sleep-deprived-person (my sleep schedule has not improved since I was thirteen and made that URL, but it's not my entire online personality anymore).

DNI is basic. Antishippers and bigots can find somewhere else to go. NSFW stuff is going to get posted here, so, minors, shoo. Get.

[lovedoctorz]

Hello Desselle/Holidaycest nation

Carol being as jealous as ever smh smh *rolls eyes*

(feel free to take this as Carol x Dess or Noelle as well)

[liramayro]

PC with S-rank dancing skill

This meme is so ancient that even Ivory Wraith knows it...

[liramayro]

[weird-freaky-shit]

12 year old worker drone sneaking outside and bring raped and bred by a disassembly drone 🤤

[l0ng-p0rk]

ic yr also in2 murder drones. You also fw the whole oil cannibalism thing and whatever Doll has goin on or nah?

I so fw the whole oil cannibalism thing and I had to force myself not to get pissed off that the concept got low-key abandoned halfway through the show. Like. Does Uzi still need Oil? Do the other murder drones? Nothing about their powers really changed so they really still should. Urgghggg imagine if they had to start hunting down oil reserves the humans had just to live... Or maybe they could only function off of the worker drones' oil so they have to start vampire style feeding off of them. Or maybe Nori or Uzi or both of them could band together and try to figure out some way to counteract the overheating problem or develop a substitute. The possibilities..... THE POSSIBILITIES WE NEVER ENTERTAINED

As for Doll's whole thing, I thought it was really cool and seeing her stew up drones was cool as hell. I really do wish they did more with her though and we got to figure out what her deal was

[dokidokibailey]

bailey sends 4 dudes to beat the shit out of you in the streets for erasing his spreadsheet

This is one of my favorite things I discovered when making the Bailey Expansion Mod. The below is 100% vanilla/base game content. It's so funny to me lmao

Mickey sends you to delete their name from Bailey's spreadsheet in his office computer and you discover that Bailey keeps a meticulous spreadsheet of his orphans.

You look through the folder and find a spreadsheet. You open it and look through it. It's filled with dozens of names, all of them of orphans that ran away from the orphanage. You recognise the name of a girl that disappeared two weeks ago, before appearing again. She's in the "retrieved" column. Other names are in the "sold", "released", "escaped" and "other" columns. Mickey's name is in the escaped column. It's the only one without a surname listed.

I love the spreadsheet because it confirms that "retrieving" his orphans is a regular part of his role. But the real fun comes if you delete Bailey's spreadsheet:

You exit out of the file and delete it from the folder. You also clear the file's history. You then delete it from the recycling bin, and use a program on the USB to clear the cache. It also automatically deletes all system restore points, which you hadn't thought of doing.

Bailey marches into the room while you're still at the computer. He snaps his fingers. "Away from that. Now." You step away, and Bailey looks over his computer. "I knew you were up to..."

He trails off, staring at the screen and occasionally clicking or typing. His expression tightens. You can't see what he's doing, but you imagine he's checking the file history, then the recycling bin, then the cache, then restore points. His expression barely changes throughout it all.

Finally, he looks up at you. "I see." He stares at you for an uncomfortably long time. "You can go." You feel his eyes on you as you leave.

Then Bailey hires 4 fucking dudes to beat the shit out of you outside of Landry's Pub:

A group approaches you from an alleyway. You notice several passers-by look away from them. The leader grins darkly. "That's the one. We're earning our keep."

They march toward you, cracking their knuckles.

COUNT THEM, FOUR FUCKING DUDES. FOUR GOONS THAT BAILEY SENDS INSTEAD OF BEATING YOUR ASS IN HIS OFFICE LIKE HE NORMALLY DOES. FOUR!!

If you win:

The [person] staggers back, nursing a wound. "Damn," he says. "Boss isn't gonna be happy with us."

"Let's just skip town, buy us a few weeks," the [person] says, as the group disperses.

If you lose:

You collapse to the ground, too hurt to move.

The [person] binds your arms together and hauls you into a truck. He slams the trunk shut. After a few minutes, the truck takes off. You try to open the trunk, but it's locked from the other side.

Time passes, and the truck comes to a stop. Someone opens the trunk. It's Bailey.

If you owe rent: "It's about time you paid up anyway," he sneers. Else: "It's not quite payment day yet," he sneers.

"But I don't care. After what you put me through, I'm not accepting anything less than this."

And then he fucking sells you to your next buyer.

THIS INTERACTION IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME. THE FACT BAILEY DOESN'T JUST BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS LIKE HE NORMALLY DOES. LIKE HE'S THINKING WOW, I JUST MIGHT KILL THIS LITTLE SHIT, BETTER HIRE 4 DUDES TO GET HER IN THE STREETS INSTEAD.

[dolconfessionsss]

I once had a dream where someone made a mod called "Degrees of Lewdity the Joke", and it was a sort of parody.

Bailey had glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he broke his arms, and every afternoon he broke his legs, he laid awake at night in agony waiting for a heart attack to put him to sleep. So nobody paid money to him, because he was easy to deal with. You had the option to just grab him, and throw him out of the window.

Robin was almost the same, except he had a gun. He never shot it, he just pointed at people with it, so PC basically never really had to defend him. Similarly, you never have to take on his depth, because he has a gun.

Whitney was basically the exact same, except his strong British accent was written out.

Pure Sydney was basically Momoko from the Ghost Stories English dub. Meanwhile, corrupt Syndey was a Reddit Atheist. You know the type.

Kyler was the same, except his parents were normal people who supported him. They basically have the same dynamic as him and PC.

Alex had a fake American accent, and was actively bulling Remy.

When you met Eden you had three options. The first one was to run. This triggered the normal Eden encounter. The second one was to bully him. This resulted in an argument which ended with him saying, "You know what? FUCK YOU!" and leaving you alone, never bothering you. And the last option was to flirt with him, which resulted in him leaving you alone. Then, after that, you had the option to stalk him, which after a few weeks ended with him sighing, and becoming your love interest.

Avery was a cheapskate, with a fake French accent. And he basically wanted to build Avery Evil Incorporated.

The Great Hawk was almost exactly the same, except he sometimes performed a little dance for the player.

The Black Wolf was just a cardboard cut out, and every time you asked the wolves where the real Black Wolf was, they always said something different. Here are a few potential answers: "He sacrificed himself to save the world from a zombie outbreak." "The army took him." "He got lost in the forest after he fucked a hunter." "He moved into the town," "He moved onto the moor." "The dog catchers got to him." "He married a hunter and moved in with him." "The aliens took him.", and my personal favourite "A travelling circus found him, and took him", and the wolves always had evidence of what they said.

Remy was painfully French. To the point that he had an emotional support baguette with him all the time.

Gwylan was a hippie new-age spiritual guru who smoked weed, and sold weed and horse steroids to the PC. Also, you had the option to smoke weed while watching MLP together with him. You were also able to invite other characters to this. He was constantly high.

👀

[seinarchy]

DOL is genuinely an insane game to me. you can goon or you can face the eldritch level horrors that exists in the in-game lore. but before any of that, you need to pay life changing amounts of money each week in order not to get slimed by a bunch of grown adults. the guy who demands that money from you is in an asshit forced proximity hate-hate relationship with your sugar parent. said sugar parent is associated with multiple other weird people who run the most morally questionable businesses possible (don’t worry, treating humans like animals is okay but building a skyscraper isn’t!). one of them is a cult leader who hosts furry conventions every four weeks. speaking of cults. twilight is technically possible in the dolverse because vampires are hinted to exist. lovecraft-esque creatures can be made via cult rituals. you get haunted every so often by an apparition that tried to drown you. a gyaru bullies you at school. you can have dinner with pimp lucius. they mayor is an amateur filmmaker. said mayor is actually under the thumb of the guy who demands you to pay him each week. they still use medieval torture devices to punish criminals. the law is practically nonexistent. there’s no such thing as a good ending. and it all happens in a seaside city in the UK. what the fuck.

[alt4freakyshit]

🚨 heed the tags 🚨 profic/taboo content below the cut 🚨 am I doing this right? 🚨

Do y'all think the DDs, Cyn, or Doll ever got bored and played with their food (used the remains of their latest victim as a sex toy)?

V feels like she would at least once while in full murder monster mode, and Cyn is solidly 50/50 in my mind. If she has a sex drive, corpses have been involved in satisfying it many times, but whether or not I think she has one depends on the day.