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don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
Eat her pussy and support all her goals and dreams.
Richard Madden and Lily James rehearsing for Romeo and Juliet
oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths
Will, Jaden and Willow.
This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.
me: I just want this to be over
friend: want what to be over?
me: *gestures vaguely*
thin person: wears a tshirt and jeans
everyone: a look
fat person: wears a tshirt and jeans everyone: they obviously don’t care about themselves. I should tell them some facts about being fat because I want to appear sincerely worried about their health, despite knowing absolutely nothing about their medical history and the fact that I am wearing the same thing.
radical softness is my way of regaining strength for my abundance of emotions and mental illness. it means healing publicly and sharing my emotions without shame. hiding my mental breakdowns behind closed doors is damaging and adds to the stigma behind mental illness. i acknowledge that not everyone is able to share themselves freely and that certain privileges make this easier for others. my main intention with this work is to show that vulnerability is not a sign of weakness. strength does not have to mean turning off how you feel and being guarded. it can be sharing yourself openly. it can be putting energy into healing. it can be documenting your emotions in-order to make others feel less alone. it can be refusing to be sorry for how you feel. radical softness embraces tenderness and emotionality-however they may look.
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At age 23, Tina Fey was working at a YMCA. At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job. At age 24, Stephen King was working as a janitor and living in a trailer.
At age 27, Vincent Van Gogh failed as a missionary and decided to go to art school. At age 28, J.K. Rowling was a suicidal single parent living on welfare.
At age 28, Wayne Coyne ( from The Flaming Lips) was a fry cook. At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter. At age 30, Martha Stewart was a stockbroker. At age 37, Ang Lee was a stay-at-home-dad working odd jobs. Julia Child released her first cookbook at age 39, and got her own cooking show at age 51. Vera Wang failed to make the Olympic figure skating team, didn’t get the Editor-in-Chief position at Vogue, and designed her first dress at age 40. Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 40. Alan Rickman gave up his graphic design career to pursue acting at age 42. Samuel L. Jackson didn’t get his first movie role until he was 46.
Morgan Freeman landed his first movie role at age 52. Kathryn Bigelow only reached international success when she made The Hurt Locker at age 57. Grandma Moses didn’t begin her painting career until age 76. Louise Bourgeois didn’t become a famous artist until she was 78. Whatever your dream is, it is not too late to achieve it. You aren’t a failure because you haven’t found fame and fortune by the age of 21. Hell, it’s okay if you don’t even know what your dream is yet. Even if you’re flipping burgers, waiting tables or answering phones today, you never know where you’ll end up tomorrow. Never tell yourself you’re too old to make it.
Never tell yourself you missed your chance.
Never tell yourself that you aren’t good enough.
You can do it. Whatever it is.
I'm what the kids call
Fucked
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
famine, death war, pestilence
Okay. That’s deeper than I expected.
Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.
Me: *hasnt answered someone in a certain amount of days*
Me: now I cannot reply because it is too late™
*walks past people who are laughing*
brain: they're laughing at u
me: they're 20 feet away and I don't even know them
brain: at U
me: shit ur right
having a meltdown and then feeling 100% ok 3 minutes later