not 100% dick

Here to shutpost

[bisexualromanticism]

Him: I find glasses on women sexy

Me: yes, I also find astigmatism incredibly attractive

[theshitneyspears]

Me sober: “New Rules” by Dua Lipa Me after one tequila shot: “Boys” by Charli XCX

[janetsource]

[x]

[violaslayvis]

@basednkrumah

[cakebatterinmydreams]

Kevin Spacey: *is accused of sexually assaulting a 14 year old*

Kevin Spacey:

[adataraxia]

Stranger Things Stranger Things 2 Strangers and Things 2 Strange 4 Things 5 Things The Strange and the Things: Tokyo Drift Strangest 7

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[ughstounding-blog]

Slam fucking dunked

[forever90s]

[platonic-suggestion]

Can we just… normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously you’re not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. She’s there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly she’s the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they don’t have to hate their parents just cause.

[juneleesrikok]

It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesn’t traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because that’s all that you were raised with. 🤷‍♀️

[loremerchant]

It is.

[elementalsword]

Reading Comprehension  

[fruitsbasket2001]

but loving ur parents is already normalized and its the kids w/ abusive parents that actually have to deal with misunderstandings and ignorance from others regarding this topic.

[platonic-suggestion]

Hey there, I’m talking about the trope where it’s seen as super uncool to like your parents that was literally pushed on teens through the media since the culture shift in the early 60s. The post has nothing to do with abusive parents. I was abused as a kid and honestly if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse this has been a psa

[regenerative-farming]

“if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse”

[mileena-loves-coffee]

Teen with abusive parents: I hate my parents

Teen influenced by society: Me too mine are the worst

The takeaway for teen 1: This is normal and it’s supposed to be this way

The takeaway for teen 2: My friend’s parents are like mine

The takeaway for any adult listening: All kids who complain about their parents are just being rebellious

[iseemtobedead]

Consider too the kids who happen to love their abusive parents, and all the emotional conflict and invalidation that comes along with all these mixed messages

[bob-belcher]

[ciefable]

just so we’re all clear the beach boys would decimate the beatles in a fist fight through sheer Californian force of will

[iceomseonixt-deactivated2016102]

I almost made a grown man cry today

at work I called out his coffee order and he was like “that’s not how women usually call out my name ;) ;) ;)” so I just blinked and said “I’ll try to sound more disappointed next time then” then walked away

[tygermama]

oh my god, you goddess

[lesbianrey]

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

[cesaray]

[prideprejudce]

chandler bing from friends was such a complete trainwreck of a person (jokes when distressed/severe relationship anxiety/social awkwardness/cynicism towards self) and I don’t think i’ve ever related to a tv character more mentally and spiritually in my entire life

[onlyapassingthing]

He is not a trainwreck, he is a human being.

Despite his issues with anxiety and insecurity, he was doing very well even before he married Monica.

He had a secure job (even though he hated it), he saved money (he paid the whole wedding by himself), and he was more mature than he gave himself credit for.

He had the best friendship on the show with Joey. They were extremelly loyal and cared for each other a lot. And Chandler even paid Joey’s bills and acting classes for years.

He ended up marrying one of his best friends, and had the cutest, sweetest relationship with her, full of understanding and stability.

He had the courage to quit his secure job to go after something he would really live to work on (despite having no garantee he would find it)

Chandler gives me hope. He did very well.

[prideprejudce]

ya know what u right

forget my old post,,,,chandler bing suffered from both anxiety and insecurity and still managed to have a happy life surrounded by people he loved

and therefore THIS is the character i want to relate to mentally and spiritually one day

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[wendynerdwrites]

After this Szechuan Sauce BS I never want to hear people insult teenage girls for liking Pumpkin Spice again