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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
Game of Thrones Daily
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
Product Placement
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
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DEAR READER
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@altalaphi
Hello!
Name's Kiwi, this is my Neo tumblr. You can find my main @sealedverses (be warned, I do reblog raunchy humor on there sometimes [and about 5 million different fandom things])
My Main Account on Neopets is Lillymary800
I have an ongoing project making different colors for the altalaphus, which you can find on Neo here + my Altalaphus Sanctuary gallery here
DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY!!
uh huh.
yeah
yeah fucking uh oh girlies
Faeries' Ruin... 2!!!
for some reason this is making me laugh like a fool. first off the fact that neopoints are diegetic is taking me off. like i know the np are stored in an actual physical bank in neopia central and that there are actual pets working there and all but. 250 fucking np? two hundred and fifty? ozzy you cant even buy a bottle of water or the much more economic two units of em. like that's loose change bud. A FUCKING PAINTING???????????????????????????
Wait you're saying there's pets.. for your pets? Sign me up!
International Man of Fashion
NEOPETS IS RELEASING SUPER NOSTALGIC STYLES FOR APRIL FOOLS AND IM OBSESSED
OFF BRAND SONIC
THIS GUY
AND MY SHAYLAAAAA
at the actual ass crack of dawn TNT has now put out a statement about the geekify TTRPG, stating that they will be ending their license agreement with geekify effective immediately
Neopets addresses concerns over the Geekify TTRPG beta, citing lore and brand misalignment, demanding fixes, transparency, and timelines.
the reasoning is very vague, likely to avoid lawsuits, but with the specific mention of "quality, reliability, and overall customer experience" the reason for the split is likely due to issues with geekify reported by other users in the past.
due to the way that kickstarter handles queries and refunds, all backer refunds are being handled by geekify directly as opposed to neopets themselves. This is standard for Kickstarter projects, this is not TNT shirking their responsibility onto Geekify. i personally don't care enough to fight them for the singular dollar i gave them, but if you backed this project for any tier higher than that i encourage you to seek a refund ASAP.
TNT has also stated that they're stepping in to ensure that all backers receive the promised avatar, updates will be provided as soon as the distribution method is ready. so at least we all get a fun memento from this absolute trainwreck.
update because i didn't see this until now, the owner of geekify posted an update in the project's discord server (quote via jellyneo):
"Hey guys, we're temporarily muting the server, as it's currently 2am and people are piling onto the Discord. Neopets has absolutely blindsided us with this announcement after being unresponsive and taking seemingly no active interest in communicating about the project, offering guidance, or clarification at all. We're assessing next steps, as this leaves everything in the worst possible state for moving forward. We will post an update on the Kickstarter soon."
the server was then locked, with no new messages being able to be posted and message history restricted so no one else can view this update. the questions channel was also locked an hour later.
this was THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. and now you can only view messages in the server if you were online at an ungodly hour. this doesn't bode well for the kickstarter or geekify as a company if they make vague statements and immediately close ranks and hide questions so that no one can see them.
i highly suggest you talk to your bank directly about refunding payments to geekify because i have a gut feeling that they're not going to be any more transparent when it comes to refunds.
I've been following this KS for a long time, and unfortunately spent quite a bit of money on it as I wanted those sweet, sweet physical rewards. The whole thing is absolutely insane. Especially with the new update on the KS page.
The Kickstarter update from last night is basically Geekify making excuses that it was actually *Neopets'* fault they breached their agreement and also all the stuff they promised was actually written already, we swear guys, we just can't show you or otherwise prove it.
Specifically, the part included in the update that makes me feel absolutely insane is "The unpublished parts of the RPG have far more whimsy and emphasis on Neopets feel". So... is there a reason that wasn't carried into the playtest? They also claimed that the game wasn't a 5e reskin and was closer to Fabula Ultima and PbtA, even though one of the original pitches on the KS page said the system would be 5e and Pathfinder based. I've played Fabula Ultima, and don't necessarily think that'd be a bad fit, but with the materials they put out, I just flat out don't believe this system was closer to that style of play.
Oh and they had a whole paragraph that said that things wouldve been better if Neopets and the fan base had just been more patient. Oh and also how they can't refund everyone. :))
I can't imagine that Neopets is 100% without blame here, but jfc does Geekify look bad right now.
I know there's only two of 'em, but could you review the Altalaphus petpet from Neopets? They're my fav <3
The Altalaphus falls into the Plumpy category of "really fat petpet", which is an excellent category to be in. It's an Altadorian petpet, presumably because it's kind of a griffin, and griffins are Greek/Roman in origin. I don't really have any problems with its design or art; the sitting pose is very cute, I like the two-braincell look it has going on, and the blue makes for nice contrast with the browns and yellows. The lineart is also nice and variable.
There's only two of these so there's no point in doing categories, which is a shame as it really could use more colours. Regardless, the mutant Altalaphus is...okay, I guess? I think my issue with it is that it just doesn't read as an Altalaphus to me much; the legs are the same, but basically everything else is different, and nothing in the design really feels like it plays off the Altalaphus'. It's not super coherent thematically either; it's sort of a bug but then it also has slime coming off of it? Eh. It's cute enough in its own right, but not super satisfying as an Altalaphus colour.
meepit juice break 🌷🌟🧃🍈🍊🍒
pictures of my grub i made for some grundo's cafe creative contests
my beautiful angel grundania 🌈👽
Petpet review: PLUMPY.
The Plumpy was originally an Advent Calendar surprise. As a result, it's a bit weird mechanically in the sense that it's clearly an Angelpuss, but it's not called an Angelpuss, can be painted in colours not available to the Angelpuss, and for the colours that overlap, has different designs than the Angelpuss.
However, none of that actually matters, because Plumpy is amazing. It honestly has better art than a regular Angelpuss, and the expression of pure disdain adds a lot to it, as does the nice variable-weight lineart and the tiny wings. I want to adopt 50 of these things and feed them the bacon they so clearly deserve.
Favorite Colours:
Valentine: I appreciate the redraw, and once again, the expression of pure disdain is really doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The shading is also good, and this is the Plumpy colour that made me realize they have long tails.
Chocolate: Not only is it inherently bon-bon shaped to begin with, but the chocolate dripping off the halo is a really nice touch. Also has a nice palette and some good shading.
Strawberry: I've mentioned the shading on most of these, and the strawberry Plumpy is no exception. I love way the seeds are the same yellow colour as the halo and tail, and the the little leaf wings are too perfect.
Least Favorite Colour:
Birthday: Plumpy really has no truly bad colours because Plumpy is just that cool, but if I had to pick one it would be birthday. It's not the worst, but I feel like just slapping icing and a plate in front of it doesn't exactly look that exciting (though I do like the cone wings). It could've at least been made out of cake like other birthday pets and then have a missing nibbled-away paw or something.
discord deciding I’m a teen if I don’t verify my identity is probably long overdue karma for pretending to be eighteen on neopets when I was ten years old
I can't stop laughing
neopets doodlin
