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femalevillain

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

Please reblog so this can get to Hollywood 😂😂😂😂😂

#my big fat greek wedding 2 #greek wedding #movie idea #gay movie #movies

Father: why don't you call me daddy anymore

Thoughts: sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Me: *anxiety attack*

Me: *heavy breathing & excessive sweating*

Me: urieucbwichwlfiwbdiwkc

Me: I'm sorry

Me: *faints*

horror-made

Just let me speak.

GODEATGOD by Jay-Allen-Hansen

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Les Brumes

irlcute

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

Me: *checks conversation*

Person: ... Typing ...

Me: PULL OUT PULL OUT

Me: *presses all buttons on phone to exit conversation*

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

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which country has the most birds

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portugeese

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wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

biological-warfare

turkey, how did we miss turkey

coreyallenkimball

suspend

how do you know if you're in love???

I honestly asked my friend this same question just hours ago as I was clueless myself but thinking about it now I think it’s when for the first time after what seemed like a dreadful year (or life), you look forward to waking every morning knowing he (let’s use he as it’s me talking) will be there for you. I think it’s just plain seeing him and being happy that’s he’s around. It’s being happy just by hearing his voice. No matter how bad your day is, one message from him would make your entire day. It’s when he makes you want to write long letters and huge poems. It’s not all about “lust”- it’s more of the intimate relationship you have together. It’s when the simplest of things count. It’s when you start to mature and start to plan something with him for the future. It’s when he makes you want to start fixing your life. It’s when he’s always in your head 3 pm or 3 am. It’s when you can’t stop talking or thinking about him. It’s when you just really always miss him even if he’s right beside you. It’s the “I used to like green eyes but now blue eyes are my favorite”. It’s when all love and cheesy stuff just apply for him. It’s when you begin to see nothing but him and you value him like you value yourself. It’s not the “heart pounding, hands sweating” feeling but more of the “I feel home” feeling. It’s more of like talking to yourself- being yourself with someone without worries. It’s when you begin to really trust him with everything and that includes your happiness. It’s when he’s your happiness. It’s when subconsciously you change for the better. It’s when you once again start opening up after a long time. It’s when you are denying it at most cause you are afraid of how strong you feel and last I think while you’re reading this- there’s someone in your head right now and you’re just contemplating whether you’re in love with him or not but hey the fact that he or she is the person (out of billions of people) in your mind while you read this must say a lot.