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[alteredcanon]

This is a multi-muse blog for muses that have significantly diverged from their canon origins, using the beta editor. Activity is sporadic, but enthusiastic. Always willing to try new things with new people.

Currently Working On: redefining and expanding verses, plotting new things with new and previous partners, headcanons, open starters for each character, and various IRL shenanigans

last updated 7/26/2023

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[affcgato]

Do you hear my heart evеrywhere you stand? © 

#affcgato. moderate activity multimuse, penned by monroe. features muses from marvel cinematic universe, star wars, grishaverse, shadowhunter chronicles, & others. carrd in blog header. est. 11/17, rebooted 09/23.

[alteredcanon]

TIL that tumblr had broken a lot of the links on my pinned post.

It broke some of the Character Full Bios, the Meme Tag, Starter Call, and Character Starters. But as of now, I believe they should all be working. Hopefully.

[wildthiiing]

"Only when I think he'll yell at me over it." There were still the occasional job that he actually needed Peter to be a part of, despite the illegality of it. "Hypothetically? You or I would be a very good distraction. I'm still working out his type. Then Moz and the non distraction can do what needs to be done."

[alteredcanon]

"I am an excellent distraction." Being the distraction also gave her a smidge more plausible deniability. Not that she was an agent anymore, but she generally got harassed less if she pretended to be a law abiding citizen. ”And you've been pretty distracting a few times, yourself… what's Team Mozzie's side of things?"

[iomadachd]

Briefly, he wonders who cursed him to be plagued by blondes from here to eternity. If he finds out who, he's ripping their head off.

Now, Caroline, oh she is a different brand of trouble. She reminds him of Harmony but with brain cells rubbing together instead of floating in the void. She might not hold a candle in fighting skills to Buffy, but she can absolutely hold her own verbally.

"Are you still being rude?" he retorts dryly, looking over his shoulder at her with a raised eyebrow.

"Tch, you want broody, go find my sire. Champion brooder, that one. Stefan wishes he could brood that hard."

[alteredcanon]

"Not my fault if the truth hurts." Spike could use a little tough love sometimes, and it's not like there's anyone else around to do it. "You haven't left this apartment in *days*." And she's BORED. Which she is officially making his problem.

"Come on, we could go out tonight… find a little trouble?" He likes trouble most of the time, and Caroline could use a partner in crime. "Nuh-uh, the goal is to find someone who is *less* broody. Someone who knows how to have fun."

[thebabysittertm]

ㅤIf he'd somehow managed to avoid breaking any bones in his face under Billy's onslaught only to have one of the idiots this past week hit that mark, he was going to be pissed because his doctor had been real specific about being careful. Yeah, careful, that was a goddamn joke at this point, but he choked out a short little pained laugh at Nat's sorta-compliment. "Yeah, I didn't see the plate coming, really rung my damn bell."

ㅤThat was an understatement. He was going to have scars from that plate, fortunately hidden in his hairline, but they hurt like a bitch - not that the rest of his face didn't, at this point. At least none of the subsequent fights had involved improvised weapons or gotten near enough to those cuts from the plate. "Sure thing, let's jet. I don't wanna tempt any new punches just standing here." he snarked, glancing around before heading towards the door to the parking lot. He shot a glance over his shoulder at her, regretted it, then shrugged a little. "People get weird after break-ups, he'll get over it and if he doesn't, oh well."

[alteredcanon]

Natasha trailed after him, ready to accidentally trip anyone who looked at Steve the wrong way. "Sorry I let him break your face. Billy." It was an apology that she'd been meaning to give him for days, but there just hadn't been any goddamn time. She'd missed all the other fights, though she'd seen part of the aftermath. "It's a good face." Or it was when it didn't look like a tenderized piece of meat. She gave him a smile. "Least he didn't ruin your hair. That's almost your best feature."

"I mean, he's headed off to college, so if he doesn't…" she shrugged again. "Derek isn't gonna be around Hawkins anyway." It hadn't even been a real relationship, but it had been comfortable in a way. "We want different things. It wasn't gonna work." Though Natasha had known that it wasn't going to work going in; Derek was mostly mad that someone had figured him out and shown him a mirror. "It was nice though. Having somebody." And what she missed the most was having somebody. "Plus, you know I can't drive. So now I have to find some other pretty boy to drive me around instead."

[fabledresources]

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

turns out i had quite a few songs with lyrics that kind of gave off the same “ this is why we won’t work / aren’t working / didn’t work ” energy from both parties, enough to make a meme obviously, so here’s that mess albeit with a few lyrics altered juuust a little bit!! feel free to change pronouns and whatnot as much as needed <3

” this is why we can’t have nice things, [name]. “

” why’d you have to rain on my parade? ”

“ it’s messing with my head, how i mess with your heart. ”

“ sorry, gotta leave before you love me. ”

“ i’d rather be lonely than wrapped around your body too tight. ”

“ i know it’s just a phase, you’re not in love with me. ”

“ i’m the type of guy who will never settle down.”

“ i’d be kinda shitty as your man. ”

“ let’s go back to only being friends. ”

“ i don’t wanna fall in love. ”

“ i wasn’t leading you on, i just…forgot where i was going? ”

“ love is a game and i still want to play, i’m just too scared to lose. ”

“ this thing was a masterpiece ‘til you tore it all up. ”

“ you’re so casually cruel in the name of being honest. ”

“ i wasn’t looking for a promise or commitment. ”

“ it was never just fun. i thought you were different. ”

“ all i did was break your heart. ”

“ you should’ve known i’d be the first to leave. ”

“ i know i can’t make you care. ”

“ i swear you’re so good at making me feel bad. ”

“ you’re so good at making others hurt with only just your words. ”

“ my favorite memories of us are ones i wish we never had. ”

“ even when i’m with you, i still feel alone. ”

“ can you love me back, please? ”

“ sometimes i wanna call, but i got shit to do. ”

“ you’re addicted to yourself, you gotta read the room. ”

“ your crooked love is just a pyramid scheme. ”

“ we should have left our love in the gutter where we found it. ”

[alteredcanon]

I have updated the pinned post to reflect that I am a chaos gremlin and my activity is sporadic.

I am enthusiastic about all of my stuff, but sometimes Tumblr is too many spell slots for my brain.

We can also write things on Discord, because Discord is easy.

[thebabysittertm]

Natasha could give him a break on this one...

ㅤㅤㅤ"you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh?"

ㅤThe wince came at the combination of her verbal jab and the way she was checking out his face, which he wasn't sure actually looked any worse, but she seemed to think so. "Okay, it seems really unfair to put that on me, and I wouldn't call any of this an accident," he complained. "Unless you think I accidentally ran into the plate that Billy hit me with to begin with."

ㅤHe canned the complaints there (for now) and leaned out of her reach, annoyed and just ready to be done with the week. He'd survived, barely it seemed, and the weekend would give him a much needed chance to recover before he had to do all this shit again. "You want a ride or is Derek taking you?"

@alteredcanon

[alteredcanon]

"Billy was not an accident, he's just a dick." She frowned at him as he pulled away, but she had already determined that he probably hadn't broken any bones in his face. It just looked that way. "You weren't doing too bad until the plate. The plate was an improvised weapon, and a cheap shot."

She shrugged slightly at the mention of Derek. "He's - I dunno. He's been acting weird since we broke up. All hot and cold, you know?" Sometimes he was friendly, and other times it was like he was blaming her personally for what was going on in his head. "Probably easier if I ride with you."

[alteredcanon]

Stranger Things AU notes

So Natasha comes in after Season 1, when Eleven is 'dead.'

She's there at the beginning of summer, and dates a jock to get into the popular kids clique.

She's the same age as Nancy, and she joins the cheerleading squad.

She also breaks up with her jock boyfriend, Derek, between the start of school and Halloween.

(He's a secretly gay Jock, so she's his beard, and they break up because she encourages him to embrace his sexuality, and he's gonna go to college soon and meet someone.)

Her name is Natasha Redgrave, because it's still the cold war, and she lives with her 'Uncle Greg' - Greg has lived in Hawkins for years. He works as a pharmacist.

She doesn't get involved with the Upsidedown stuff until she goes to the Byer's house and everyone is attacked by the Demodogs and Eleven shows up to save the day.

Then she stays behind with Harrington and the kids because no one is going to let her on their side missions, even if she is good with weapons. So Natasha is there when Billy beats the shit out of Harrington later. Steve is maybe slightly less beaten because Natasha is trying to get Billy to stop in addition to the kids.

Natasha Redgrave moves to Hawkins because El is gone, and she's there to investigate Will's disappearance and reappearance. Also to investigate the Upsidedown and see if it's really gone.

She's probably not supposed to get involved, but she likes the Hawkins kids, and so she does get involved. But she doesn't break her cover when Billy is trying to kill Steve.

[rpmememaker]

your muse has been set up on a blind date!

- how does your muse react when they find my muse waiting for them?

please specify which muse/s if there are multimuses involved

[alteredcanon]

I really need to fix my pinned post so it explains that I am a chaotic creature who is easily excited about things, and my activity is sporadic, but I am 1000% here for anything I've plotted, I just get bored when I don't have much to do.

[crownmemes]

Discussing Relationships Starters

(Sentences for friends discussing their love lives. Adjust phrasing where needed)

“You could have brought a friend, or a… Partner?”

“How do I know if he’s the one?”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this happy before.”

“Do you think I should ask him to marry me?”

“I’m swearing off women!”

“So, when’s the wedding?”

“I know you like her, but you can do better.”

“How long is this boyfriend going to last, then? ”

“Who’s that? I think she’s got her eye on me…”

“I know you miss her, but couldn’t you just write a poem?”

“She likes you and she’s single! Just have a drink! Give her a ring - you might have lots in common!”

“What’s your plan then? To stay alone forever?”

“If you hate him so much, why are you still dating him?”

“It’s sickening how in love you two are. ”

“I know this great guy that you’d absolutely adore. I could set you up on a date, if you’d like?”

“Don’t worry, we’ll find you a wife.”

“Come on, one date won’t hurt you! Just give it a go?”

“This isn’t Jane Austen. You can’t hang around making eyes for decades. You see a girl you like, you say something.”

“I honestly don’t know what you see in him.”

“You need a hobby - or, even better, a relationship!”

[alteredcanon]

@iomadachd asked for this

"Are you still moping?" Yes, Caroline has let herself in, again. Because if she left it up to Spike he'd just brood all night, and never answer the door. "God, I thought Stefan was the poutiest vampire on earth, but you are really going for the title."

[alteredcanon]

This is a low-key call for me to write you a starter or send some memes. If you have a preferred character, please note that.

[alteredcanon]

@salvagedsouls "You look like you're overthinking it, Steve." Which, to be fair, Natasha had sort of anticipated, but one of them had to say something to try and break him out of it. "It was a very simple question."

[alteredcanon]

@wildthiiing from here:

"You always try and keep Peter out of it." Succeeding was definitely another story. Peter was too smart, and he knew how to read Neal too well for that to work very often. "I like plausible deniability as much as the next girl..." But she wouldn't be asking, if she wasn't willing to at least consider helping him out. "But, hypothetically, how much do you need me?"