An Unkind Conspiracy

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[alterniancongress]

Man fuck off, this was hidden behind age verification lmao

[alterniancongress]

Too much pain to sleep too tired to get up

[atriadiscordia]

Three characters that have to do with Discordia's background:

First of all, Flo, a slime girl whose creator is @alterniancongress, a long-time of mine (love you btw <3). Flo joined Dee as a maid, later on following her to the hidden camp. She's the anxious and very shy;

Helkeïndo, prince of Alkar Fui, a kingdom located in the snowy region at the north of Haven. He's the youngest of two, a dark/snow elf. His parents dote on his older brother and often cast him aside;

Billie June, aka Biju, a cyclops from the Sola Desert and later on joined Dee at the hidden camp. She's the easy-going kinda gal, knows all about the harsh realities of life. Once in charge of her family's farm before her brothers took over as she left to join the revolution.

[cilantrhoes]

[sarenhale]

The little witch girls, complete! ☆

This started with me randomly drawing the 'frog witch' first for fun, and then almost 3 years later, I wanted to give her some friends, and so I created the other two magical girls. I always loved majokko/magical girls series like mew mew, doremi, winx club or w.i.t.c.h when i was a kid and teenager, and my dream is to one day work with childrens cartoons/toys for a similar series. This was so much fun to work on!! Hope you all enjoy it as well :D

Also on Artstation, and full quality images + process are available on my Patreon.

Individual posts: Leona, Noelle, Anthea

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[3itchcraft]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[alterniancongress]

My niece referred to strawberries as 'Stawbees' when she was a toddler and now 15 years later I can never think of any other word.

[alterniancongress]

And lo, England regressed further into the fucking dark ages lmao

[alterniancongress]

The audacity of some people, man. Someone gets called out for doing something shitty and rather than explaining themselves, they make a whiny edgy Twitter post acting like a victim and then go back to retweeting porn like nothing happened.

[turntechradiohead]

Oh joyous day! Happy 19th anniversary of neil banging out the tunes and happy 16th anniversary of homestuck

[sarenhale]

I've been feeling like a piece of shit since yesterday, send me pics of your cats if you want.... I need them......

[alterniancongress]

Here’s Marina being a bizarre creature

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[fanonical]

spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

can you do it

without question

i might not like it, but i'll do it

maaaaaaaaaaaybe?

i'm not happy about it

fuck no

how would that even be physically possible

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

also i got dragon type pig

[kaijufluffs]

calling for the deaths of people even if they are transphobes is incredibly telling of your actual cruelty

I hope they get inflicted by the old 3 times 3 rule of witchcraft for all the pain they cause trans people. :)

I hope transphobes rot. :))))

[alterniancongress]

Hey I know they’re wishing a marginalised demographic of people didn’t exist, but have you considered that being mean to them makes you the problem???? :(

Just remember, just because someone actively works to have you removed from society doesn’t mean you’re allowed to say bad things about them!!!! Equality means letting people who want social and ethnic cleansing have their opinion!!!! Even if that opinion is actively funding and lobbying for your eradication!!!!!!!

[dubioushonour]

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

Congratulations! The 4th dimension exists and you are their FAVORITE blorbo. The tags you got are from the most popular, most influential fanfic starring you. How are you feeling?

this is the best possible outcome for me

this is pretty good

this is fine. i guess.

this is terrible actually

they're assassinating my character

i'm suing the fourth dimension

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

[aureus2010]

nonsexual intimacy, miscommunication, and forced proximity. honestly sounds like a good fic i would read that…

[phruxx]

Class differences, mind break, and missing persons. I do not want to read this fic.

[alterniancongress]

Mind reading, mind break, oral. We call this the brain fuck

[moth-wizard]

Spin this dang wheel of every 5e subclass. You are hit by a truck and end up on the Sword Coast as that class, at the level you select that subclass.

How well do you do?

Beyond fucked. I'm trapped in Avernus within the week

With a little luck i might be ok. if i keep my head down. maybe

Yeah I'd probably be fine

Doing good! Great even!

I'm cleaning up as an adventurer, this rules!

I will die soon but by god I will have a blast until then

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2025