SUGAR, SPICE & EVERYTHING NICE

Althea Lorelei Fabray Most of my life I sat on my hands, I don't make a sound Getting it right I made all my plans, lost never found Your eyes, your smile can light up the night Embers and neon signs paint up our sky, sky 21 ♛ New Orleans, LA ✈ Rochester, NY The name is Althea, but I usually go by Thea. Either way, I don't have a preference, so it's up to you which you want to use. I'm a junior in Hawthorne University in New York, majoring in Political Science. I have two other siblings running around here somewhere probably. Clever as the devil, and twice as pretty Oh, one more thing, I board in Sutton House, otherwise known as the best damn house on campus. Insult my house or any of my girls, and you're done. If not, I guess we can be friends, as long as you ask nicely enough.

[altheafabray]

texts | lady friend 💎💖😍

MAL: I will wear the title with a lot of pride.

MAL: Aw, I love that! I actually do know who hestia is, Percy Jackson is a very good teacher. I'll come for hestia and there's a very high chance I'll stay for the pretty lady that owns her.

MAL: ........ nope. i try but nope.

ALTHEA: as you should. i don't just call anyone my favorite, you know.

ALTHEA: well, you know, people say names affect personalities. hopefully that works for cats, too. and from a vainer perspective, i just wanted her to have a name from greek origin... like me. pretty lady? i don't believe i know this pretty lady you speak of.

ALTHEA: ....... promise me you won't bring home the whole shelter, mal.

[altheafabray]

@mselizabethwilde: Yeah that is a whole summer in itself. At least the seasons are pretty easy to watch and can get through pretty quickly.

@mselizabethwilde: I am the same way with Daenerys, Jon and Tyrion those are my babies.

@mselizabethwilde: It is not fair how lovable they make their characters but kill them off so quickly.

@theafabray: Ah, Jon Snow. He has a face no one can resist, really.

@theafabray: I know, right? Like, Robb Stark? I'm still not over his death. Oberyn Martell, too. I even feel bad for Sansa's direwolf.

[jennception]

[altheafabray]

agrondipity:

“An educated girl…has endless opportunities.” - Dianna Agron

[joelmyers-deactivated20160918]

When you put it that way, it makes me sound desperate and you know how much I hate desperation. Desperation is disgusting and an ugly look on anyone. Like a Christmas sweater. And like a Christmas sweater, I refuse desperation. I’m simply just looking for a solution to our nightmares. 

Honestly? I don’t want to talk about it, but let’s just say she keeps scratching me and my face and my things. I need you to take her for a while. She’s pissing me off. Oh, and if you could keep her until she’s less Freddy Krueger like, I’d really appreciate it. 

[altheafabray]

Obviously. Desperation is what clings to people without enough resources and will to take what they want from life. About our nightmares, though. Do you think we could get away with just appearing to work when whoever’s in charge of supervising looks our way, without doing any actual work? We’re both clever enough to do that.

Oh, I see. So now you want me to take your aggressive cat and get maimed instead of you. Why would you think I’d be able to turn her into an amenable cat? Elizabeth’s the supposed cat whisperer, not me. Why don't you give the cat to her? Besides, I have my own kitten to take care of now, so I’m afraid I have to politely decline your request, dear brother.

[altheafabray]

texts | lady friend 💎💖😍

MAL: i wouldn't dare... ok i would maybe, but not about lil baby animals.

MAL: you can totally do the thing! but i wouldn't mind sharing custody, or just being the cool dude that visits sometimes.. more often now that summer's here of course.

MAL: I think my brother and I are going to the shelter next week, I make no promises in having any control if I bring home a friend for our lil kitten friend.

ALTHEA: oh my god!!! this is the best day of my life. you're officially one of my favorite people ever.

ALTHEA: absolutely you can be the cute guy that visits hestia sometimes (that's what i'm gonna name her. hestia--after the greek goddess). but i mean, i hope you don't visit just to see /hestia/.

ALTHEA: oh boy. you don't have very good impulse control, do you?

[altheafabray]

TEXT ⇄ ALTHEA & DOMINIC

Dom: Told you she's "passionate". I don't think she's the right candidate. But you've always been more willing at second chances that me.

Dom: I'm talking to her. It's... going.

Thea: Well, sometimes second chances bring out a different side of people.

Thea: Okay, good.

[dominic-gutierrez-blog]

Well, whoever invented it better invent something that holds cameras. Or tourists should considering hiring a third party to take all their photos for them.

[altheafabray]

I wonder what made all those tourists choose you as their impromptu photographer. Your sunny disposition, perhaps?

[hummelises-blog]

It’s actually the largest recorded planet discovery! There has never been so many planets discovered at once.

[altheafabray]

So are all of those in one galaxy? Certainly not in the Milky Way though, right? Or are they in the Milky Way?

[hummelises-blog]

Oh, I’m totally for bug cruelty. I’m like the Zodiac Killer for bugs.

[altheafabray]

Me too. Bugs and spiders can exist, outside of my eyesight. If I see one, that’s a sign of their impending doom.

[ridleyanderson-blog]

Is that the one where they are in the ocean and the Hansens were stuck without power, and then Mako and Raleigh come in even though Stacker Pentecost told them not to, and they fight the Kaiju in the city? Because I like that part also. Yeah, I guess you have a point. I just don’t want to be the liability and put my partner in danger and have them get ripped from the Jaegar like how Yancy was ripped from the Jaeger and cut him off from Raleigh mid-drift. Not only will you lose a partner, but you will never fully recover from being cut off like that, feeling another person’s pain as if it were yours.

[altheafabray]

Yup, that’s the one. It was also the first time Mako and Raleigh drifted without one of them chasing the rabbit, right? I know, right? That must have been very painful. Especially once you factor in the fact that Yancy was Raleigh's brother. I think Pacific Rim broke the record for the movie that got me crying earliest. That was like, 10 minutes in, and I was sobbing. 

[hummelises-blog]

That’s the spirit! And I’m sure you’ll rock the whole cleaning thing as much as you rock the classes. Have you ever seen Cinderella? I feel as if it’ll be very beneficial in the whole learning how to clean thing.

[altheafabray]

Well I mean, unlike Cinderella, I don’t need a fairy godmother to go to a ball, but I suppose I'll accept that argument.

[altheafabray]

TEXT MESSAGES || FABRAY SIBLINGS

Connor: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you very much.

Connor: French is easy? I will never understand you. Or why you apparently attended all those tutoring sessions our parents signed us up for as kids. Or why you enjoy challenges. You do know we're rich, right? We don't have to do challenges. We don't have to do anything, really.

Connor: Maybe we should just wait and see what they decide to do. I feel like dad would be livid if we all took off, especially me. He doesn't think I'm capable of not making a fool of myself in public. Remember how outraged he was over the Warren incident when Mrs. Warren caught me peeing on her house after one too many drinks? God, I have never seen him so pissed, but it's not like he didn't pay her off to stop from calling the cops, so????

Connor: Whatever happened to her? And do you think we could fly her out here to do our cleaning for us?

Thea: Yeah, you do that.

Thea: Connor, we grew up in a city chock-full of French culture. Learning French in New Orleans is as easy as breathing. Because, I enjoy being smart. I could always just bribe people to do things for me, but where's the fun in that? Just spending money bores me. I need something to do, someone to outwit, a challenge to be cracked. The money is just my backup if my sparkling personality doesn't work.

Thea: Dad? /Mom/ wouldn't let us live it down. If it were up to her, we'd stay with them forever. Ah, the Warren incident. I remember that distinctly. Dad froze you out for weeks. I still don't understand what you were trying to achieve by peeing on her house. Surely there are better ways to piss her off. But I suppose Mrs. Warren should be thanking you. She /did/ live a very comfortable life after that incident.

Thea: She quit. A few weeks after mom and dad came back from the cruise, remember? Probably got tired of us screeching at her to do things. But it's not our fault we can't come near her because of the smell. Hmm. Maybe if we sent her an apology, some flowers...

[altheafabray]

TEXT ⇄ ALTHEA & DOMINIC

Dom: Nothing but the truth in that.

Dom: Just looking out for you, Fabray. ;)

Thea: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Thea: So I tried talking to Regal. Asked her what she thought if I told her there was a way to end the rivalries once and for all. She said, and I quote, "why would you want to do that?" Make of that what you will.

Thea: But there is a possibility she might change her mind once I talk to her more. I haven't talked to Ashley yet, but I'm working on it. How's your end doing?

[altheafabray]

@mselizabethwilde: But that is a good idea! It is even better to watch the whole show. Sometimes they even play marathons on HBO before the show comes on.

@mselizabethwilde: But don't worry the wait will be worth it because so far it is really good.

@theafabray: I know, but watching the whole show would take /way/ too long, especially with how long the episodes are.

@theafabray: I mean, as long as Sansa's alive, I'm sticking with this show.

[joelmyers-deactivated20160918]

Duh. Cats are like humans. As in, you can get them to follow you anywhere as long as you’re waving a burrito in their face. But see, I totally solved our cleaning problem. Elizabeth, she’s a cat whisperer. And not like those fake psychics on tv, she’s legit. She’s gonna help me train it to clean for me. And you’ll never believe the best part. She’s doing it for free! I had no idea that word was even in the English vocabulary anymore. 

[altheafabray]

I disagree with that comparison. If someone waved a burrito in my face I’d call security on them. So let me get this straight. You’re going to train a cat to clean things for you. Which includes mopping things, scrubbing things, polishing things, when a cat can’t even hold a spoon or fork? I mean, I’m not saying it’s impossible, but it’s highly improbable. Even with a cat whisperer.

How’s that working out for you?

[nathanrugters-blog]

I know, it’s really upsetting so many good actors with no enough work. Oh yeah she was in The Bill Engvall Show in 2007 before she went and did movies. I believe i wrote it on Zeus, oh no it was Artemis. I thought she was the coolest goddess, and everyone was doing gods so I switched it up. I tend to do that with history things, I will research things on my own and get so involved in it and if I get tired I just go to bed. I know, so creepy. Jack Nicholson said that when he played the Joker his mind set was dark that he warned Heath about it.

[altheafabray]

The Bill Engvall Show? I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of that series before. Ah, Artemis is pretty cool. Also, I find the fact that she has a twin brother greatly intriguing. Although I’m more of an Athena kind of girl myself. Or Persephone. Persephone is also very interesting. Everyone always goes on and on about Greek gods, but like, what about the goddesses? They have some of the best stories in Greek mythology. Meanwhile Zeus is just over here sleeping with everyone who has a heartbeat. Yeah, I think I read an article somewhere where Jack Nicholson said that. Playing The Joker also apparently caused Heath Ledger to have insomnia or something, so he had to take those pills which probably resulted in his death. There’s something with that character, I’m telling you.

[codylawsonarchive]

seriously???

[codylawsonarchive]

Honestly, I say we don’t clean shit.  

[altheafabray]

My plan so far is to appear like I’m working whenever someone of importance looks my way, but then drop whatever I’m doing when they turn away.