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when I first got into hockey, all I learned about was the 1997 boys...

but after two weeks of experiencing 2021 Sid, with his salt & pep hair, reconstructed jaw, and next level skating competency?

#i canNOT believe i went this long in my life not knowing who sidney crosby was #a doll! a babe!#yall had me over here feeling like the crypt keeper with these 1997 boys when there was a full 1987 man skating circles #anyways i watched the tim hortons video yesterday and laughed so hard when this woman said this because uhhh yeah i get it #sidney crosby #connor mcdavid #(dont worry he still holds my heart. apparently what i enjoy is competency)#mitch marner #travis konecny #matthew tkachuk #my gifs #oh in the video she says Nate is a little young

turbolainen

@SanJoseSharks MISTA SVECHNIKOVVV(S) ❤️💙

#it’s Svech bowl day #(night)#andrei svechnikov #evgeny svechnikov

nuge

no, no. i take big, big pride in my passing. i think the guys that have played with me - they know that, so that truly means the world to me.

leon draisaitl | sportsnet | 10/12/2022

#expected #stoppppp #he’s too pretty to be a hockey player #is that my tag #it’s been 84 years #leon draisaitl

sethjarvy

let Brent burns fight

#he’s trying so hard #canes lb

😂 I love javvy asking aho who scored “was that me or you?”

#canes lb #have a season my son #seth jarvis

easily the worst part about living close to Ohio is having to log into my dad’s cable account on the Bally app to only get the blue jackets announcers

#actually devastating #canes lb #hi friends #I’m here i swear #just with bad mental health that limits my ability to care about anything whoops

sethjarvy

1st AAAHHH MISTA SVECHNIKOOOOV of the season

#🥹#we’re back baby #canes lb

I wore my Sebastian Aho shirt to my nieces’ volleyball game and my brother told me I need to talk nicer about myself

#sebastian aho #season’s almost here

andreisvechnikov

Sebastian Aho for the NHL.📍Paris, France. 08.24.22

#fishy in his model era #sebastian aho

puckinginsane

#hey what the hell #tyler seguin #what’s his arm so big for #and why do I like it

9116

#I am at my core a simple bitch #sidney crosby

gabelandeskog

@EverydaySens: Claude Giroux is introduced as an Ottawa Senator.

#well one free agent went home #claude giroux

tblueger

maybe i'm sens bandwagoning now

#I’ll watch #sens

I am begging people to realize

1. when they say the nhl is a business, it’s literally a capitalist monolith with an illegal draft system

2. the nhl offices don’t care!!! they don’t care about you!!!! they don’t frankly care a lot about players!!!!!

3. it’s okay to go step outside and feel some sun on your face

#yes this is a subtweet

rookieluck

carolina said we are getting these fucking guys out of here

#we’ll sign a 37 year old with a great beard for slightly more than an asshole #and i appreciate that #I will miss my tattooed center but sacrifices must be made #(also seven years?? lolololol)#anyways thank you for taking out the trash Don

iboatedhere

Not to be a bitch, but I'm glad to be out of the point in my life where I'd be raging about a man who is fighting for 4 years vs 3 while still getting millions of dollars to put on top of his current millions and millions of dollars.

iboatedhere

The funniest thing would be if he signed with the Pens anyway and you all freaked for nothing.

The second funniest thing would be for him to somehow end up in Chicago and you all have to figure what to do about that.

iboatedhere

#no but this was funny #I follow several pens fans obviously #and some were going through it™️#at least make a meme and deal with your pain through humor come on #geno malkin

saying that a soccer player should go for a dick trick led to the guy behind me telling me the penguins should move on from geno. what a world.

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