Alttranny

[alttranny]

it’s kinda heartbreaking how I’ll never be able to squish a trexs feet like I do a cats

[pukicho]

Wait you're a guy?? I just read your description for the first time 😰

Why must you use that emoji.

[antoniosos]

To express extreme distress

[pukicho]

I got that part.

[alttranny]

Dw puk is no longer a guy. I’ve eaten Al the gender.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[davillainess]

*cough* ronin. Who said that?!?!

[alttranny]

me. I say that.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

remember when winx club had an all girls school and an all boys school but also explicitly an all Goths school

[oldpagesclub]

Miloš Nesvadba illustration for 1976 "Between brothers"(book from my private collection)

[alttranny]

Uh

[the-heartsick-angel]

non ronin ask! What's your favorite drink? Mines strawberry ramune

Oh, thank goodness, a breather! Thank you so much for sending a non-Ronin ask, sweetheart. A classic cream soda. Though truly, darling, anything tasted alongside a cutie like you would instantly become my absolute favorite. 🤍🎀

[misinformation-spreader]

super glue is a great sauce for food. Put it on your mashed potatoes, your steak, your vegetables!

[alttranny]

fuck Spotify

I want to listen to that album. Not “songs similar” to it.

I hope whoever thought it would be a good idea to do that crashes thier car and breaks a leg and is rushed to the hospital in an ambulance and has crushing debt for the rest of thier life.

[pukicho]

You’re going to “turn my frown upside down”?

Yeah. Over my dead fucking body. Over my dead fucking body.

[alttranny]

That can be arranged

[i-am-a-fish]

if I could be any animal I would be a bat

[alttranny]

who’s gonna tell him

[pukicho]

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

[alttranny]

Oh my god all my problems are solved

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[alttranny]

Am I a work of art, fish?

[pukicho]

Guy who uses a rat as a name and profile picture: people call me a rat

Does anyone know what the hell this guy is talking about?

[alttranny]

rats

[gottastim]

sertmineral on ig

[biohazards-with-xueyang]

Have you seen this pretty little rock yet?

This. Is vivianite😃

Depending on the environment your dead body gets burried in, you night grow these things. On you bones🎉

The bodies phosphates (you have in your pearly whites or bones) leech out into the environment. If said environment is wet and rich in iron, it interacts with the phosphate to form vivianite crystals!

When formed they are colorless but through contact with air they oxidise and turn a deep green or blue.

Get burried in iron rich, wet soil and let nature bedazzle your bones😃

[alttranny]

I need some for my rock collection so bad

[alttranny]

rip ronin, you would have loved Vivianite

[i-am-a-fish]

I've gotta get more bizarre. I've been being way too normal

[alttranny]

start carrying a bottle of spray glitter with you or just glitter and offer to put some on everyone you meet