Enduring the horrors

And by horrors I mean hormones

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[entities-of-posts]

My friends accuse me of being Vast-aligned; I'm NOT, back me up here. It's just wonder if I can find a place that's truly pure, if I go high enough into the mountains. A place not touched by human inhabitants or swarms of tourists. Mayhaps I'll try, someday.

You have my backup. You are not of the Vast.

At least not as much as you are of the Lonely.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

[amorphousmassofflesh]

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

[kde-plasma-official]

have u tried killing and birthing your kid again?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Hard nipples? They're cold. Put them in your mouth

[number1wifemisser]

damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[ivyjinna]

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea.

[tall]

[akerensumi-is-canon]

virus that forcibly uninstalls windows or mac os or whatever from your pc and installs linux without your consent. forcefemming your pc

[aloisjirasekbignaturals]

I’m sorry but as a Czech-Hungarian mutual beef relations fan it was amazing discovering the term uherská nemoc. And this thing

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[poupon]

He tries his hardest with the crap they mine for him and this is what he gets, centuries of shit talk

[flowrx-lu]

Na oslavu měsíce hrdosti jsem dnes obhájilx bakalářskou práci na B.

B jako buzna.

Děkuji za pozornost.

[lillie-garden]

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

[lillie-garden]

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

[redwaltz]

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

[lillie-garden]

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

[lillie-garden]

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

[helpeverythingiscats]

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

[lillie-garden]

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

[helpeverythingiscats]