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[skelemi]

I saw a lady today holding a kitten really high up so artistic rendition of it because it made my day. The lil guy was just okay with it

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[prophetic-writer]

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

[elexecution]

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

[souperluminal]

Happy Lunar New Year!

[heystephen]

just checked into the hotel california. hope there’s nothing unusual about their checkout policy

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[achillesinhighheels]

People unpleaser

[sinensis26]

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

[homunculus-argument]

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

[cipheramnesia]

And you're just like I dunno, I work in the loading dock at walmart.

[bisexualshakespeare]

"i didn't like it" and "I think it wasn't well written" are different. i can personally dislike things that are not bad and i am being so brave about it

[mirrorbird]

i can also enjoy things that are not good, which is very brave and sexy of me

[magentasnoodle]

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[grecoromanyaoi]

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

[apollos-boyfriend]

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[happifying-things]

🎥 by mayaxs

[everythingscomingupmillhouse]

[Video ID: a tiny cat-sized goat sidles up to someone’s leg. The goat wiggles around and settles laying down pressing its side to the person’s leg. /End ID]

[goblinparty]

not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own