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i know this is about the game but i like how the way it's worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems

the-reynolds-pamphlet

someone: *falls*

me: lol nice dear evan hansen reference

someone: *eats tictac*

me: lol nice be more chill reference

someone: *drinks slushie*

me: lol nice heathers reference

someone: *dies*

me: lol nice hamilton reference

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

mikkeneko

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

antlershade

well, i know about lump fish

normal-horoscopes

The Summer Signs:

Aries: Taking advantage of the warm weather by spending time at the beach fighting sea creatures.

Taurus: Perfecting their new sport. "Beach Volleyball With Whips"

Gemini: Enjoying a Popsicle and plotting a way to kill the sun.

Cancer: Strapped to the flaming wheel of summer fun.

Leo: Running a new kind of "Sewer Style" Lemonade Stand.

Virgo: Attempting to start a demolition derby at the drive-in theater.

Libra: Taking a road trip to the abandoned salt mines.

Scorpio: Sitting in the fresh-cut grass. Doing everything in their power to not eat the grass.

Ophiuchus: Relieved now that they no longer have to play Baseball By Mail.

Sagittarius: Camping trip with friends in the backrooms of a wal-mart.

Capricorn: Now that limes are in season, finally able to curse their scurvy.

Aquarius: Sitting outside in the summer showers. Engaging in photosynthesis.

Pisces: Lost at sea.

royaltea000

A Menace

#genshin impact #chongyun #genshin chongyun #genshin endora

#genshin impact #genshin barbara

alien-waifu-deactivated20210608

This has gone on long enough!

May your cock be engorged

and throbbing!

:)

breadstyx

@normal-horoscopes

normal-horoscopes

OP THIS IS THE SIGIL OF HIGH KING BELETH. HE IS A CATBOY.

#genshin impact #chongyun

1000feuille

a fly…

zephyere

no context genshin

powerfulwizard

I’ve literally never had interest in Resident Evil in my life until I learned there is an 8 foot tall large breasted vampire woman in it

powerfulwizard

😳

rikmach

Based on her size and gray skin color, she’s likely what’s known as a Tyrant in Resident Evil, they’re a sort of... a super-zombie, capable of incredible strength and resilience. Earlier models such as Mr. X were... somewhat limited in their ability to look, think and act human. She’s very clearly a much more advanced than her predecessors. Fun fact: She can likely shrug off tank gun fire, and even if you managed to hit her with enough ordinance to put her down, she’d probably be back up after a few minutes of regeneration.

powerfulwizard

I will never find out how much tank gun fire she can take because I’ll be only pressing the kiss button

powerfulwizard

Me playing this Resident Evil game

somecutething

What a great idea!!

“While trimming the trees, my dad found himself with a lot of dead branches, and knowing from experience how hard it can be to find a good stick, and that the new dog park was opening soon, he had the idea that he would save them and put them in some kind of box.”

(via Metro)