iced coffee or death

just a lesbian without a sword

[lobotomycas]

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

[lobotomycas]

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

[lyonnerileyauthor]

what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold

[hyenagirlray]

[toodrunktofindaurl]

"Death's child"

twitter | bluesky | insta | 🔞 patre*n

[toodrunktofindaurl]

this whole comic is canon now btw Jac told me herself trust

[rylandsgrace]

Rio & Agatha in Agatha All Along (2024) - 1.01 Seekest Thou The Road

[villaneve-love]

I want her to do irreversible damage to me.

[valtsv]

will never understand the misogynistic inclination to pigeonhole every female character into the "exasperated sensible mom friend" role as if there's anything better than a woman so devoid of maternal instincts that she makes wire mother look soft. woman who rolls over and walks out onto the balcony to smoke a post-coital cigarette alone and leaves without a note or any kind of acknowledgement after sleeping with you because she can't stand the vulnerability of sleeping next to someone, or waking up beside them the following morning. woman whose idea of relaxing is abusing substances alone in a dark corner somewhere, and snarling and snapping at anyone who approaches her, regardless of intent. woman so emotionally unavailable she fails or refuses to notice that her lame ass partner is trying to push the divorce papers until they've taken the kids and left a heartfelt but scathing note pinned to the fridge. woman with more vices than genuine friends. woman whose expression stays blank and arms remain limply at her sides when you wrap her up in yours for a hug. woman without a gentle touch in her body, with nothing but rough edges and sharp angles.

[valtsv]

this world needs more women who are just like your useless absent father but a girl. now more than ever.

[unholyblissafterdark]

Wow

[tvandfilm]

ORPHAN BLACK - 3x07 Community of Dreadful Fear and Hate

[forbescaroline]

235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 69. leah rilke and fatin jadmani - the wilds

[cream-and-five-sugars]

All good romance is earned.

— Monty Oum

[firefox-official]

you have to have sex with one of them

swedish chef (the muppets)

ray the firefly (princess and the frog)

pops (regular show)

mr. burns (the simpsons)

the count (sesame street)

chef skinner (ratatouille)

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2024

[firefox-official]

i tried so hard to make this poll balanced. Forgot who i was asking

[firefox-official]

no i voted for swedish chef. I forgot this was the vampire fucking website

[edgebug]

most homoerotic thing?

bantering while swordfighting

gently cradling someone mortally wounded

"my old friend" (spoken to bitter enemy)

whatever always seems to be going on between a captain and their first officer

gay sex

hockey

op you forgot-- (tags)

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[sawasawako]

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

[sawasawako]

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

Counter argument: Immortal, invisible, malevolent mouse

[zohbugg]

[wemblingfool]

Ring slips around mouse’s neck and is gone.

The rest of the movie is just the 9 Nazgul trying to capture the mouse while the eye of Sauron watches an extended game of Mouse Trap unfolding before him.

[gerardpilled]

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Is this part important to the plot?

No, but it is important to me.

[bluesidedown]

entering my florence + the machine era

[laurelindorenan]

i've been thinking about @saxifrage-wreath's tags for a month

[heartcollage]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[heartcollage]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience