My name is [meow] @always-slytherins - Tumblr Blog

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

boredpd

if you can’t handle me at my worst then we already have something in common

gaysie

i don’t think people should have to work in their 20s i think they should just be government designated Adventure Years where you’re paid to wander the country and go on journeys of self discovery and have gay sex and try different foods and sing badly in cars and create enemies and find fleeting father figures and sometimes commit crimes

sealochs

op just reinvented the 17th century tradition of the grand tour like that

lagonegirl

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

team-sleeps

: 0 !!!

magicklore

Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??

charmyluckz

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

evilvarric666-archive

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

ginkgo-bilobas

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

argumate

only nineteen hundreds kids will remember these

adhoption

normal brain: I'm a '90s kid

big brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

giant brain: I arose from the final years of the 20th century

galaxy brain: I was brought into this world amongst the dying breaths of the second millennium AD, and grew amidst the warmth of its ashes

argumate

born some decades before the Calamity

raphmike

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

soundsof71

toastbutteregg

karayray1-deactivated20230129

If this aint the most ignorant shit

karayray1-deactivated20230129

I mean

karayray1-deactivated20230129

I literally have no words

iron-sunrise

Also dark skin looks great with literally any saturated color on earth. People stay reaching. Dislocating their shoulders and shit.

magicalgarmentbitch

Don’t play yourself.

alwaysbewoke

I WANT TO KNOW THE NAME OF THIS FOOL!! I WANT TO EMBARRASS THEM PUBLICLY!!!

chibiyanai

Fuck anyone that says that these gorgeous beauties don’t suit colored hair

beccaoftheglen

OP is such bollocks! Dark skin can rock any colour, pale or bright. As a pasty white girl, I can only wear/use about 4 colours without looking washed out or just awful.

socialdistancing

humanitymed

We had a patient who looked like she was close to being able to come off the ventilator. There were plans to extubate her the next day. She was improving, then suddenly she nose-dived. Ruled out everything else and decided this must be cytokine storm. Her kidneys were completely shot, she had to go on dialysis. She died about a week later. I can’t stop thinking about what her middle school aged children must have been going through…one day their mom was being discharged from the field hospital because she didn’t need respiratory support, the next she went to the hospital and never came back.

theglowstickchronicles

As a nurse I don’t usually tell families when their loved one has died because they are either 1) at the bedside or 2) the provider calls. Sometimes I happen to catch them as they are returning from a quick trip to the cafeteria and their family member passed quickly but that’s few and far between.

But I will never forget having to tell my patient’s daughter that he had died, surrounded by me and a family medicine doctor (a PCP! On a stepdown unit!) and a respiratory therapist, only 48 hours after his wife had also passed from covid.

I will never forget arranging the visitation times of another patient who was dying NOT OF COVID, and we could only allow 2 people at a time. Please remember that covid is terrible and it kills people in a horrific way, causes unknown long term damage in many, and spreads like wildfire…. but E V E R Y O N E is suffering because of this pandemic regardless of whether you get it or not. And the longer we continue to refuse to wear masks or appropriately socially distance, the longer that every single person in this country suffers.

scienceshenanigans

This is an uncomfortable but necessary read. Stay home.

heartofalifer

what was this movie even

eddiemoonson

A cinematic masterpiece.

angremlin-deactivated20250312

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

lang-wich

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

hobgoblinhero

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids