Diary of a Biology Teacher

Molly, 25, lover of memes

[thememedaddy]

[lover-suggestion]

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

[filthburger]

[filthburger]

my name isn't even david

[afloweroutofstone]

Google quietly added generative AI capabilities to Google Earth, allowing anyone to generate false images on top of real satellite imagery. It seems pretty rudimentary, but the potential for disinformation is sky-high.

Anyway, did y'all hear that they nuked the White House?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[animentality]

[peachychip85000]

Theyre putting him down :(

[cannibalchicken]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[luxlightly]

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

[animentality]

[cpericardium]

[lopkelepke]

Yeah sure autocorrect I'm trying to s rank the euthanasia game whatever

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[lacnunga]

You should be able to carefully peel off minutes you accidentally wasted in your life and reuse them like stickers

[tanadrin]

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

[jadagul]

https://xkcd.com/2567/

[tanadrin]

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

[bigscaryd]

Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is

[nordenflycht]

there's an xkcd for that also

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[paprus-teutonic-knight]

there will one day be an xkcd about there being an xkcd for everything.

[sluttyfranzkafka]

[despazito]

Marx and Engels